Who's the mother... Who's the father(or fathers if that's how you roll no judgement just saying).
Who are the children who's the eldest, who's the youngest who's the middle child, etc.

Bonus points for including Ex-Staff, perhaps as aunts and uncles or even cousins/grandparents of the current staff or whatever.

 

Also if possible please explain your answers.

Father - @Maldesto

Mother - @Anne

 

Sons/Daughters

@Divinity - Eldest

@Dex

@Noah

@Oliver

 

Step son/sibling

@Basic

I'm the jaded old grandma who aint taking no shit.  

Father - @Maldesto

Mother - @Anne

 

Sons/Daughters

@Divinity - Eldest

@Dex

@Noah

@Oliver

 

Step son/sibling

@Basic

why am I a step son

waow

I call being the great grandfather who survived the vietnam war.

id be the scammer in jail

why am I a step son

waow

because you're a trial. get it? omg i'm such a genius!

 

Incest?

Incest?

How did incest get involved?

I see you (Noah) as the unwanted son who got kicked from the family then moved far away to learn kung-fu, and once mastered, decided to return to take over the family name in a bad-ass way

I am not sure whether to take offense to this or not.

It does sound cool though(except the unwanted son part).

How did incest get involved?

Who knows

Father - @Maldesto

Mother - @Anne

 

Sons/Daughters

@Divinity - Eldest

@Dex

@Noah

@Oliver

 

Step son/sibling

@Basic

Who is @Basic's other parent?

because you're a trial. get it? omg i'm such a genius!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 

10/10

Who is @Basic's other parent?

Good question. @Maldesto had it going on with @Asuna.

Good question. @Maldesto had it going on with @Asuna.

@Basic is adopted