Post Your Favorite Pick Up Line

[Jams]

[Sky]

[Catastrophe]

Me: Knock Knock

 

Her: Who's there?

 

BitchJumpOnThisDickBeforeIKillEverythingThatYouHaveEverLovedAndWillComeToLoveIfYourServiceIsSatisfactoryYouShallLive

 

Or

 

Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face.

 

Or

 

Want to come back to my place? My sofa pulls out but I don't

 

Or 

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd jam my dick in your ass.

 

Do not try this, as charming and persuasive as they may be, they are very derogatory and offensive to women since said pick up lines imply sexual objectification which is wrong. Stay in school.

 

[Jams]

Me: Knock Knock

 

Her: Who's there?

 

BitchJumpOnThisDickBeforeIKillEverythingThatYouHaveEverLovedAndWillComeToLoveIfYourServiceIsSatisfactoryYouShallLive

 

Or

 

Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face.

 

Or

 

Want to come back to my place? My sofa pulls out but I don't

 

Or 

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd jam my dick in your ass.

 

Do not try this, as charming and persuasive as they may be, they are very derogatory and offensive to women since said pick up lines imply sexual objectification which is wrong. Stay in school.

 

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[Epsilon]

Hey, I'm a CBA. 

 

 

 

 

b)

[RoomScape]

Edited July 19, 2014 by RoomScape

[Jams]

lol'd

[Lights]

 

[RoomScape]

Implying I got it from 9gag.

[Lights]

Implying I got it from 9gag.

implying 9gag is your best source for fun

[RoomScape]

This one is for @Alek. ;)

[Hayden]

This one is for @Alek.

But that car is shit...

[Hayden]

Hey, I'm a CBA. 

 

 

 

 

That would work every time 

[bigboy]

- Did you just sit on some sugar?

 

Because you gotta sweet ass. ;)

 

- Hey girl, is your name Google?

 

Because you got everything I'm searching for. ;)

 

- Hey girl, feel my sweater.

 

Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material. ;)

[Scotty]

hey i am from wales