Wow dump her

Straight up would have right hooked the bitch in her jaw.

If a girl threw up on my fuck-stick, that's the point of no return.

 

 

Tell her to watch a porn, seriously. No way that should happen. What the actual fuck.

I'm glad I don't involve myself with females

In all seriousness.

 

OP: This has happened to me, 2? maybe 3 times? It was more towards the beginning of my relationship (still in a 2yr+ relationship with the same girl) and it happens. Think about it, a fucking cock is down your throat, its only natural to gag, and when you gag you throw up. I don't know why half the people here are even posting when 90% of the people here are virgins. I'm my girlfriends first boyfriend so It's only natural to make mistakes. None of that shit happens anymore, but maybe she just wasn't used to your size or hadn't ever sucked a dick before. 

In all seriousness.

 

OP: This has happened to me, 2? maybe 3 times? It was more towards the beginning of my relationship (still in a 2yr+ relationship with the same girl) and it happens. Think about it, a fucking cock is down your throat, its only natural to gag, and when you gag you throw up. I don't know why half the people here are even posting when 90% of the people here are virgins. I'm my girlfriends first boyfriend so It's only natural to make mistakes. None of that shit happens anymore, but maybe she just wasn't used to your size or hadn't ever sucked a dick before. 

I loled @ the last sentence

I'm glad I don't involve myself with females

Fucking femme fatales

Wow dump her

Wtf? No lol

 

Straight up would have right hooked the bitch in her jaw.

If a girl threw up on my fuck-stick, that's the point of no return.

 

 

Lolol showed this response to her and she said "I hate my life so much oh god"

 

Tell her to watch a porn, seriously. No way that should happen. What the actual fuck.

Yeah really fucked up.. I don't even know 

 

In all seriousness.

 

OP: This has happened to me, 2? maybe 3 times? It was more towards the beginning of my relationship (still in a 2yr+ relationship with the same girl) and it happens. Think about it, a fucking cock is down your throat, its only natural to gag, and when you gag you throw up. I don't know why half the people here are even posting when 90% of the people here are virgins. I'm my girlfriends first boyfriend so It's only natural to make mistakes. None of that shit happens anymore, but maybe she just wasn't used to your size or hadn't ever sucked a dick before. 

That's the type of response I was looking for, thanks. 

She's allergic to dick. She's probably a lesbian and only dating a guy so her dad doesn't beat the living shit out of her.

She's allergic to dick. She's probably a lesbian and only dating a guy so her dad doesn't beat the living shit out of her.

This

Was your dick dirty? Like a sloth.

I've never bothered to go as far as you're proclaiming but that seems to be a rare experience. :lol:

Was your dick dirty? Like a sloth.

I wouldn't compare my dick to a sloth

Twas clean

Best bit about it, he seeked "guidance" from an runescape community.

Either that or just a boast.

ironically, go suck a dick

Best bit about it, he seeked "guidance" from an runescape community.

Either that or just a boast.

ironically, go suck a dick

Not seeking guidance

I posted it here because I can without embarrassing my gf. Anywhere else I'm part of people would know her and I wouldn't to risk her embarrassment. I was curious if anyone else had the same experience, just to see if I was not alone. It's not like every person here is sterile of female interaction

 

Oh and I like sharing my experiences with the community.