My grandpa one of the funniest people ive ever met is the person who taught me how to be the funny and now the class clown.

Every time he comes over he has like 10000000 jokes to tell me.

I wanna tell him some jokes so does anyone have some for a 65 year old man.

 

Why do girls have periods?

 

Because they fucken deserve it.

Tell them you love them.

Classic one My grandpa says on the phone, "The weather is here, Whish you were beautiful"

 

Or when he leaves the house, "It's been real, and it's been good. But it hasn't been real good"

Your grandad seems like a cool dude then. Think of some funny experiences and build onto them.

So a wife is helping her husband create an account on a social network, she tells him he needs to make a password. The husband chooses penis as his password. The wife then falls over laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

So a wife is helping her husband create an account on a social network, she tells him he needs to make a password. The husband chooses penis as his password. The wife then falls over laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

 

l0l ill use this one

Tell them you love them.

 

This should be a good one.

Show him some comedians or something.

Whats forrest Gumps password?

1forrest1

I thought you were gonna say

They're dead

 

 

 

So a wife is helping her husband create an account on a social network, she tells him he needs to make a password. The husband chooses penis as his password. The wife then falls over laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

 

l0l ill use this one

 

 

Thanks.

• Lolmanden has just reached an achievement for making sure is a twelve year old.

 

But in all seriousness, tell him

 

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

 

Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.

 

Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.

 

Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

 

 

 

He he he

MFW your grandpa has a big old book for jokes. :p