gyrater Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I wrote a poem and posted it on all the main Jagex twitter accounts Here it is: My Adventurous Heart My adventurous heart sits not in my chest In all of Gielinor there’s nowhere I rest On glider, on carpet, or barefoot at best, I shall travel the realm, in search of a quest Indifferent to race, I am here to serve all I’ve helped the young and old, the short and tall I’ve helped king Shareen with monkey troubles Dim-witted Romeo lost in his bubble A castle chef in need of a small favor A desert prince in need of a savior I could write for you a thousand and one tales Of lying kings, evil brothers, and fake plagues Of rag and bone men and my bone hunting days And Camelot’s one and only murder case My childhood is gone, I work from twelve to nine And family takes up the rest of my time If not for these aspects of my adult life, I would create a new account on the dime Please give one more chance to this wise old man Of your quest content I am the biggest fan! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonite3000 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 god I cringed. however, well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole20 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 smfh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyrater Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 minute ago, dragonite3000 said: god I cringed. however, well done. you and me both. I really liked that account 2 minutes ago, Ole20 said: smfh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amDeep Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Bravo! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsBakedAsCake Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 This might be the most cringey post I've ever seen on any OSRS botting forum. Clever but cringey as hell at the same time. Well done 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyrater Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, AsBakedAsCake said: This might be the most cringey post I've ever seen on any OSRS botting forum. Clever but cringey as hell at the same time. Well done Desperation can make a man do anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myOSBaccount Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, gyrater said: I wrote a poem and posted it on all the main Jagex twitter accounts Here it is: My Adventurous Heart My adventurous heart sits not in my chest In all of Gielinor there’s nowhere I rest On glider, on carpet, or barefoot at best, I shall travel the realm, in search of a quest Indifferent to race, I am here to serve all I’ve helped the young and old, the short and tall I’ve helped king Shareen with monkey troubles Dim-witted Romeo lost in his bubble A castle chef in need of a small favor A desert prince in need of a savior I could write for you a thousand and one tales Of lying kings, evil brothers, and fake plagues Of rag and bone men and my bone hunting days And Camelot’s one and only murder case My childhood is gone, I work from twelve to nine And family takes up the rest of my time If not for these aspects of my adult life, I would create a new account on the dime Please give one more chance to this wise old man Of your quest content I am the biggest fan! well now that you've posted it here they can easily connect you to this website and i would guess they wouldn't be too keen on giving back an account to an active botting forum user. that is, unless you've already failed and just decided you'd like to share this heartfelt, tear jerking, absolute cringefest abomination you've created Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyrater Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, myOSBaccount said: well now that you've posted it here they can easily connect you to this website and i would guess they wouldn't be too keen on giving back an account to an active botting forum user. that is, unless you've already failed and just decided you'd like to share this heartfelt, tear jerking, absolute cringefest abomination you've created They ignored me so I came here for some hugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramnik Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 19 minutes ago, gyrater said: They ignored me so I came here for some hugs Hug from me. You can always quit osrs and become a writer now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyrater Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, kramnik said: Hug from me. You can always quit osrs and become a writer now I'd post the poems I wrote for girls but I don't want those out on the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idfix Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 (edited) Best post on OSbot yet :') Post it on reddit as well, best customer service over there Edited April 2, 2019 by Idfix 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyrater Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Idfix said: Best post on OSbot yet :') Post it on reddit as well, best customer service over there I've heard reddit is ruthless haha. Plus it's been posted here already so at least one lurker will be quick to comment saying I'm still active on botting communities which make any hopes of a quash go away. I also doubt they want 1000 poets spamming them with "me too" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
