I wrote a poem and posted it on all the main Jagex twitter accounts

 

Here it is: 

My Adventurous Heart

 

My adventurous heart sits not in my chest

In all of Gielinor there’s nowhere I rest

On glider, on carpet, or barefoot at best,

I shall travel the realm, in search of a quest

 

Indifferent to race, I am here to serve all

I’ve helped the young and old, the short and tall

 

I’ve helped king Shareen with monkey troubles

Dim-witted Romeo lost in his bubble

 

A castle chef in need of a small favor

A desert prince in need of a savior

 

I could write for you a thousand and one tales

Of lying kings, evil brothers, and fake plagues

Of rag and bone men and my bone hunting days

And Camelot’s one and only murder case

 

My childhood is gone, I work from twelve to nine

And family takes up the rest of my time

If not for these aspects of my adult life,

I would create a new account on the dime

 

Please give one more chance to this wise old man

Of your quest content I am the biggest fan!

 

god I cringed. however, well done.

smfh.

1 minute ago, dragonite3000 said:

god I cringed. however, well done.

you and me both. I really liked that account   

2 minutes ago, Ole20 said:

smfh.

Bravo!

This might be the most cringey post I've ever seen on any OSRS botting forum.

Clever but cringey as hell at the same time. Well done

Just now, AsBakedAsCake said:

This might be the most cringey post I've ever seen on any OSRS botting forum.

Clever but cringey as hell at the same time. Well done

Desperation can make a man do anything. 

1 hour ago, gyrater said:

I wrote a poem and posted it on all the main Jagex twitter accounts

 

Here it is: 

My Adventurous Heart

 

My adventurous heart sits not in my chest

In all of Gielinor there’s nowhere I rest

On glider, on carpet, or barefoot at best,

I shall travel the realm, in search of a quest

 

Indifferent to race, I am here to serve all

I’ve helped the young and old, the short and tall

 

I’ve helped king Shareen with monkey troubles

Dim-witted Romeo lost in his bubble

 

A castle chef in need of a small favor

A desert prince in need of a savior

 

I could write for you a thousand and one tales

Of lying kings, evil brothers, and fake plagues

Of rag and bone men and my bone hunting days

And Camelot’s one and only murder case

 

My childhood is gone, I work from twelve to nine

And family takes up the rest of my time

If not for these aspects of my adult life,

I would create a new account on the dime

 

Please give one more chance to this wise old man

Of your quest content I am the biggest fan!

 

well now that you've posted it here they can easily connect you to this website and i would guess they wouldn't be too keen on giving back an account to an active botting forum user.

that is, unless you've already failed and just decided you'd like to share this heartfelt, tear jerking, absolute cringefest abomination you've created

Just now, myOSBaccount said:

well now that you've posted it here they can easily connect you to this website and i would guess they wouldn't be too keen on giving back an account to an active botting forum user.

that is, unless you've already failed and just decided you'd like to share this heartfelt, tear jerking, absolute cringefest abomination you've created

They ignored me so I came here for some hugs 

19 minutes ago, gyrater said:

They ignored me so I came here for some hugs 

Hug from me. You can always quit osrs and become a writer now  

Just now, kramnik said:

Hug from me. You can always quit osrs and become a writer now  

I'd post the poems I wrote for girls but I don't want those out on the internet ? 

Best post on OSbot yet :')

Post it on reddit as well, best customer service over there

Edited April 2, 20196 yr by Idfix

3 minutes ago, Idfix said:

Best post on OSbot yet :')

Post it on reddit as well, best customer service over there

I've heard reddit is ruthless haha. Plus it's been posted here already so at least one lurker will be quick to comment saying I'm still active on botting communities which make any hopes of a quash go away. I also doubt they want 1000 poets spamming them with "me too"