Muffins Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual. 1
lpjz2 Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Muffins said: I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual. What about if you say "No homo" beforehand?
Muffins Posted November 23, 2017 Author Posted November 23, 2017 Just now, lpjz2 said: What about if you say "No homo" beforehand? its not gay if the tips don't touch, so if ur hittin in from behind, not gay.
Theminis Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 If I had a penis I would tuck it up in between my legs. Then i would tape it and hot glue it and would wear a thong. I would then wear and wig and go ont the streets late at night, pretending to be a teenage hooker, and would offer my body to the first man I saw. It turns out that the man was a police officer and took me in. I was so nervous that when he asked me my name, I gave him a fake. Later in the evening, a female officer preformed a strip search on me. Everything was okay untill she found the cottage cheese. I had spread some cottage cheese over the tape to disguise the tape, and some of it had dripped down my left leg. When she came across the cottage cheese, she soon found the tape, and it was all over. Or at least i thought it was. She slowly pulled of the tape, a few chunks of congealed cottage cheese rolled to the floor, and the rest. Honey, the rest is history.
Dex Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 At least credit your source. We all know this is not something you can come up with on your own. 1
Muffins Posted November 23, 2017 Author Posted November 23, 2017 Just now, Dex said: At least credit your source. We all know this is not something you can come up with on your own. I took the remainder of my adderall this morning
Theminis Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Fratem said: 7 months ago That pasta is about a year old. We all know that. He's just sharing the wisdom. Same goes for my pasta above. You must be fun at parties! 1
Dex Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 6 minutes ago, Muffins said: I took the remainder of my adderall this morning Dw, I edited it for you. 1
