Three Word Story...

[Benz]

large pair of 

[T H C]

Gold plated Jordan's

[Team Cape]

28 minutes ago, SGTTHC said:

Gold plated Jordan's

from his dad

[HoneyDewBubbleT]

Amen

[Theminis]

since the guy above is <banned_word> I'll carry on.

 

...while his Uncle

[kingsly]

deeply inserted his..

[AMMO]

1 minute ago, kingsly said:

deeply inserted his..

Chik-fil-a burger into

[gekkebakker]

his mother's anus

[Dfewsloc]

the fucken end.

[JoshT]

later that day

[Rxd]

he fell down

[Zappster]

a small chimney

[The Undefeated]

3 minutes ago, Zappster said:

a small chimney

And got raped

[ThatGamerBlue]

by santa himself

[Theminis]

while santas reindeers