Chikan Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 (edited) Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the truth! 10. He's always lurking in the shitbox, reading all our PMs and messages so he can ban us later111!!! 9. Claims to have been "doxxed" already, but how do we REALLY know its him? wake up sheeple, it's time. 8. His name on the forums is in red - Red is a very emotionally intense color. It enhances human metabolism, increases respiration rate, and raises blood pressure. This is also what happens when your bot farm gets shut down early and you lose money. He's keeping tabs on us hacking our 'smart' surge protectors. 7. Recently he's been trying to pawn off some accounts for RSGP -- now why would he do this other than to ban it later, and then just laugh at you and say it was because you botted! It's Win/Win! 6. This man is an Admin for a very well-off botting site, it wouldn't be too far of a stretch to say he has acess to some very top secret information! He could use this information to help jamflex with banning us enmasse. 5. I've recently spoken with the highest intelligence AI that a man such as myself can afford, and the results are simply astonishing. Look! Not only is Mald a female, but cleverbot is also potentially a jmod... Who would use Cleverbot? Osbot has.. it's all becoming so clear now isn't it? Let's go deeper. 4. And so, with my new found evidence from the top of the line AI -- I present you with Mald's TRUE form: 3. With Maldesto aka. Mod Krista at the Helm of runescape Micro-transactions she can easily manipulate the market to sway into her favour! Perfect to also embezzle funds through our 'legitimate' business here on OSbot. 2. Now that we know that not only Mald is a female, is a J mod, and controls the MTX market for all of Runescape we need to make a decision. WE MUST DETHRONE THE FURHER! 1. Most importantly, we need to keep ourselves in the know, the best new method to keep yourself more safe is to use proxies sold only by @Token(any other is inferior product and should be discarded as it may be bugged by spies.), and to also purchase surge protectors from your nearest hardware store as Jagex aka Maldesto have devised a way to detect botting not only by hacking into your computer, but also by reading the electrical signals sent by your power cables J64 line. When purchasing new surge protectors, please make sure it has that specific line disabled. Keep yourselves safe OSBot, I may have to stay on the down low until it's safe to peak back out. Explain yourself. @Maldesto Edited October 25, 2017 by Chikan 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Panda Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marialove138 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 lol exposed ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boststin Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 It all makes sense now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordred Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I'll like, simply cause the amount of time geez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexike Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theminis Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Thought this was gonna be another bad shitpost. You suprised me, well done, had a good chuckle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BotRS123 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 First things first, is he really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chikan Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 3 hours ago, BotRS123 said: First things first, is he really? We will only know when @Maldesto tries to plead the 5th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
botme Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 exposed xDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sudoinit6 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Pretty funny, good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ownage999 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 lmfao Detective here Kappa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BotRS123 Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 On 10/25/2017 at 2:00 PM, Chikan said: We will only know when @Maldesto tries to plead the 5th. Has he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaleesi Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexike Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Still no reply from him? He's hiding right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...