A man and his wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their child posed a problem...

[ez11]

The judge asks the boy if he wants to live with his mother. the boy says, "no, she beats me."

so the judge asks him if he wants to live with his father, and the boy replies, "no, he beats me too."

what about any of his relatives, and the response is, "no, they beat me worse."

now exasperated, the judge asks him, "so who do you want to live with, then?"

the boy replies, "can I live with the English football team? they never beat anyone."

[FletchingNL]

[Realist]

Dad joke

[Rudie]

hehe xd

[Antonio Kala]

haha pretty funny

[Rhodry]

whats football?

[Scotty]

haha good one man

 

the english suck at football xD

[Charlotte]

[Khaleesi]

[tranzystor3]

A lady goes into the dry cleaners...

 

Lady: "I was wondering if you could get this stain out of my blouse"

The Clerk: "Come again?"

Lady: "No, this time it's just yogurt"

[Krys]

hi

[Spookz]

The most elaborate Christmas cracker joke 2k16

[Team Cape]

you mean soccer.  

[macalroy]

A lady goes into the dry cleaners...

 

Lady: "I was wondering if you could get this stain out of my blouse"

The Clerk: "Come again?"

Lady: "No, this time it's just yogurt"

 

[Deceiver]

zzzzz