I feel so much better knowing you honestly, seriously, genuinely, fully, properly, definitely drink coffee.
You're as much of a mug as the cups that you drink from. x
Oh shit, I completely forgot I wrote you a catchy little jingle when you were being an obnoxious, little bitch last week. I'll give you a shout when it's done.
Earlier this year I had a dream in which I was followed home and stabbed outside my front door.
A couple of months after I was being followed home and decided to walk a different direction than I did in the dream so that I'd approach my front door from the opposite direction.
As I was walking up to my block of flats, still being followed, a police car pulled up looking for somebody and the person following me ran away.