Benz

Drowning my nerves in doughnuts and coffee.

Lord knows I hope it's only playing them.

I have an interview at the London Institute of Contemporary Music to further my education as a musician to a Degree level. It's in 2 hours. I have to pick two of my thousands of songs to show him during the audition. Fucking fuck a shit spoon slap your nan panic with twelve carrots up your bum.

I aim to please.

Exactly four minutes and twenty seconds. Next question.

Dumbest thread you will disgrace your eyes with this year.

It's actually me back in 96.

Snakeskin boots.

The best part is you're probably going to watch the whole thing because you're sad. That's what happens when you have an 80 year lifespan and nothing to do.

Well if you'd read the instruction...

but a bitch aint one

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no

@@Maldesto

I'm mostly jealous that they have a fucking greenscreen.

Anyone else?

I still play The Stick Of Truth.

delete or dont idgaf

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