Benz

The aim is to make people facepalm or smile at least once a day. I don't care which. 777 posts

Nope, literally just being annoying.

It's great to see that I'm having such a strong impact on the community. Be aware that my BDSP habit is well within the rules and always remember 'spamis4spam'. Look forward to my future posts. I know you all secretly love them.

Yes, this is a benz daily shit post about benz daily shit posts. A shit within a shit. Shitception.

Fan-fucking-tastic. Thank you so much for kicking this off. I can't see anybody beating that offer. We'll give it another few days none-the-less. EDIT: On second thoughts, I'd be stupid to let this opportunity to slide. Shan't be online for the next 12 hours as I'm about to pass out. I am happy to go ahead with this tomorrow if you are.

No.

dats wat bdsp is for

That's a sick account. Try & gain some FB then it'll sell fo sho.

Amen

She told me I was too skinny, lacking manners and that she was going to murder my family if I continued.

1. Pictures of the account stats Lowest stat 66 2. Pictures of the login details 3. Pictures of the total wealth (if there is any) 4. Pictures of the quests completed Quest cape in previous picture 5. The price you will be starting bids at 200m 6. The A/W (Auto-win) for your account N/A 7. The methods of payment you are accepting Skrill / Uk bank transfer / OSRS GP (which I'll then sell) 8. Your trading conditions Negotiable 9. Pictures of the account status 10. Original/previous owners AND Original Email Address Me, myself and I Username login. Four letter display name. Nine year old account. Never been accessed by anyone but myself. It's been several months since I quit and I no longer need nor want this.

Unless you're on a racetrack the two are entirely synonymous.

You daft cunt, stop driving like a dickhead. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

I'm not any healthier now, I just hide it much better. I basically just stay silent, that way people don't know I'm already planning the disposal of their body.

Thank you for asking I actually think it went pretty well. I did my research on the interviewer before-hand so I was able to butter him up by talking about some of the bands/artists he'd previously worked with. Most of his questions toward me were regarding how I would fund living in London and whether I could cope with the major lifestyle changes. (Given my previous mental health issues which I was very honest about in my application) He said my music is powerful and catchy and the fact I'm fluent in some instruments as well as producing & lyricism makes me quite interesting. I give myself about a 60% chance of getting in, and a 15% of keeping my sanity long enough to finish the degree. Also I just got back from a cinema date with a beautiful girl who found it hilarious that I burped so loudly the attendant had to come stand next to me for 15 minutes and make sure I was behaving, so I guess things are going well for me.

This isn't funny. If you laugh at it you're probably either dumb or high. Or both. I'm both. Except I'm not high. I wish I was high.

I wouldn't recommend them, you have to actually focus on playing the game which is exactly what most users on this forum are avoiding.

I'm here because I have fuck all else to do

Quit RS altogether at 91 lel

I swear maxing on RS3 took me less dedication than the OSRS 99 Slayer grind.

Good fucking luck, you'll need it. ;)

I THINK I FUCKING NAILED IT