Emilyy

omg is he gona kill himself

no i meant the bit about google scripts and cheating sites

i dont get it? explain im dumb

i have actually done this before LMAOO he even hung up on me on skype to help ' Amy' with buying gold i was so mad that he hung up on me for a girl i even forgot it was actually me H AHHAAHAHAAH #psychogf #goals

are u gay ?

omg now i know how to keep us warm in the tent at night!!

Im not sysm lol. We went on holiday together.... We had a nice time Peace love and unicorn fairy dust to u all!!

eww marriage is shit u are stuck with that person forever and u can never have a different dick/pussy again why would u want that

this is defo alot better

I injected a weed once HAHA pissing. not gonna lie i sat there smiling the whole time

i like it. looks really coool!!!

Yesterday i went to go to the toilet and my boyfriend @Sysm had left a massive log in the toilet, im not even lying it was literally around 8 inches long maybe bigger and it had a circumference bigger than the average man pole. Now first of all i was shocked that this big beast could even come out of a little hole but it did, secondly it stunk out the whole room as he had left the lid up and the door shut so the room would fill up with the vulgar odour. My nose burnt. my eyes were watering. I felt like i was going to be sick. is this normal behaviour?

ass licker

i would cry

u sicko

lmao i survived thanks guys i just ate snacks and drank water but i was sick all sysm wanted to do was bake an egg he just left me to die the cunt

nah i use them as bait for when i go fishing. it saves me money

would rather eat my own worm ridden poo

no

what is eid mubarak

1. The walking dead 2. Game of thrones 3. american horror story 4. The last ship ( REALLY GOOD its about a virus) 5. zoo

kinda off topic but i love scotland i used to have so many nice childhood holidays there.. i remember getting involved with scottish dancing and the men were wearing kilts cutee

tbh i think boris would be good, hes already been mayor for along time , and he does mind getting involved... i think its so funny that he got stuck on that zipwire at the olympics in 2012 and he even allowed the new riot water cannons to be tested on him (y)

we dont know that this will happen no one knows and plus if you actually have a job and are earning well then you wont mind paying for health care what makes you think the nhs wont be free? ... also since when does being 'old' mean you dont have a future. the 'old' people will still live with it too... i would hate to think when im old that i have to think about the young people lol fuck them its my life everyone dies anyway people who are 50+ have been working all there lives deserve to be able to vote out if thats what they want, they shouldnt have to go against there beliefs just for younger people who im sure wouldnt ever do the same for them if there was a vote that would benefit older ones. its just human nature to be 'selfish' we should all just be greatful that we are able to even vote in the first place

@ sysm ts only been a few hours obviously the markets are gonna be all over the place, and your own gf is english stop being so sarcy u will be moving to england one day so ha u will be having to deal with it too then