Emilyy

lol he can take it easy and be 40 and still not married then but i actually wanna be married and have kids before then with someone and if it aint him then it aint him

so after being with someone nearly 4 years and asking if u think we would ever get engaged one day they throw a rage , hang up on skype, act horrified at the thought of it and refusing to talk about it and not even giving a reason why not lmao wasting my time or what

helo cheeky lil sosage

omg is he gona kill himself

no i meant the bit about google scripts and cheating sites

i dont get it? explain im dumb

i have actually done this before LMAOO he even hung up on me on skype to help ' Amy' with buying gold i was so mad that he hung up on me for a girl i even forgot it was actually me H AHHAAHAHAAH #psychogf #goals

are u gay ?

omg now i know how to keep us warm in the tent at night!!

Im not sysm lol. We went on holiday together.... We had a nice time Peace love and unicorn fairy dust to u all!!

eww marriage is shit u are stuck with that person forever and u can never have a different dick/pussy again why would u want that

this is defo alot better

I injected a weed once HAHA pissing. not gonna lie i sat there smiling the whole time

i like it. looks really coool!!!

Yesterday i went to go to the toilet and my boyfriend @Sysm had left a massive log in the toilet, im not even lying it was literally around 8 inches long maybe bigger and it had a circumference bigger than the average man pole. Now first of all i was shocked that this big beast could even come out of a little hole but it did, secondly it stunk out the whole room as he had left the lid up and the door shut so the room would fill up with the vulgar odour. My nose burnt. my eyes were watering. I felt like i was going to be sick. is this normal behaviour?

ass licker

i would cry

u sicko

lmao i survived thanks guys i just ate snacks and drank water but i was sick all sysm wanted to do was bake an egg he just left me to die the cunt

nah i use them as bait for when i go fishing. it saves me money

would rather eat my own worm ridden poo

no

what is eid mubarak

1. The walking dead 2. Game of thrones 3. american horror story 4. The last ship ( REALLY GOOD its about a virus) 5. zoo