After a long thinking, I decided to share this with you hence you guys are my family - I've been lying to you guys.
The truth is that I am not here for the first time. It was many years ago, can't really remember the year - because it was so long ago.
I used to be a mongoose in my previous life. I still remember peeking out from the holes in the ground like a retard, and running around like a retard. I am sorry guys for lying.