Yooooooooo Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Ehhh ehhh ehh ehh ehhh yeeeeee ye eee ye ee ehhh tsss tsss tsss. Greetings fellow Osbotters and whatnot. I have actually never given a proper semen filled introduction before. Hello Im that yooooo wwowowowowoowohohohohoohohoh yeeee sup WOOOOOOHHH yeeeeee fuck yeee man mmmm yeh mmm yeh mmmmmmmm yeh fuck yeh. Anyway sup man like I paly runescape sometimes like when im watching a youtube video or something. Yeh I like to play Dota dota is pretty good. Sometimes I play games to enjoy the game and games are what make games good. Now picture this picture perfect, I paint a perfect picture yeee woooooooooooooooooooooooooh knowm saiyan ohh yeh ehh ehh yeh Im like the whackest of demall my ********as call jamal I bump up on the hallway see you in the mall I like jews sometimes when they are hot but who doesnt like girls that are hot and what not? They can be anything when you drop 25c, even a flower pot. I have never done such absurdities in my life and that is only the truth, but what i have experienced in the past is the beuty of my bedroom roof, I stared at the ceiling watching the walls goof. Yeh so I was walking down the street one day I was like hmmm I would like to fornicate the opposing sex, so I ended up going home and fliping out my mobile phone along with my member. So the other day I was doing a benchpress and my back broke. So I was saying hello to my member down below and thought lets hit him up for another run. I hoped you enjoyed the sensation of the wind today when it ran through your spine whilst a pretty lady was sitting beside you or what not. tl;dr Yes yes I didnt read the entire thing alright let me summarize, so basically I went out to the beach the other day and I saw a massive shark. Now there were about 20 people swimming in the water at that time and one of them some how caught their leg in the sharks mouth i was like damn dude i need to call the abulamb ( ) I was like ********a call the ambulamb and shit. Anyway I ended up having 20 stitches on my leg and got a high dose of dat drugs in the hospital. Then the other day I ran across the street and saw a dog and it was like lying down on its back i was like dude are you okay and then he bit me in the thumb and my thumb became red and my thumb started to drool out blood i was like dude are you fucking okay so then iw as like dog on the streeet can you like lick my foot cause it feels good man. anyway I ended up contracting herpes from the dog and I had to cut my ballsack off because someone called the police and they said I wasnt suppose to be eating dog shit. So I went back home land recoved and all that, I went home and then I was like rhyming and stuff and then I hear sirens out on the streets im like wtf man I just wana make some music in peace so then I saw some fireman knock on my door they said ********a did you call us cause there aint no fire here I was like wtf are you talking about man i dont want no fine or shit cause i didnt call you ********as then they checked my phone number and it wasnt mine and i said ********a that phone number is form my neighbours ********a; so its turns out my neighbour said my records were on fire i was like cheer son too bad you gotta pay the $5000 fine for calling up emergency for no emergency ya idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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irwtonrs1 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 and I had to cut my ballsack off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraft Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 ambulamb lol.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Realist Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Tfw the tl;dr is tl;dr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Genii Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Ehhh ehhh ehh ehh ehhh yeeeeee ye eee ye ee ehhh tsss tsss tsss. Greetings fellow Osbotters and whatnot. I have actually never given a proper semen filled introduction before. Hello Im that yooooo wwowowowowoowohohohohoohohoh yeeee sup WOOOOOOHHH yeeeeee fuck yeee man mmmm yeh mmm yeh mmmmmmmm yeh fuck yeh. Anyway sup man like I paly runescape sometimes like when im watching a youtube video or something. Yeh I like to play Dota dota is pretty good. Sometimes I play games to enjoy the game and games are what make games good. Now picture this picture perfect, I paint a perfect picture yeee woooooooooooooooooooooooooh knowm saiyan ohh yeh ehh ehh yeh Im like the whackest of demall my ********as call jamal I bump up on the hallway see you in the mall I like jews sometimes when they are hot but who doesnt like girls that are hot and what not? They can be anything when you drop 25c, even a flower pot. I have never done such absurdities in my life and that is only the truth, but what i have experienced in the past is the beuty of my bedroom roof, I stared at the ceiling watching the walls goof. Yeh so I was walking down the street one day I was like hmmm I would like to fornicate the opposing sex, so I ended up going home and fliping out my mobile phone along with my member. So the other day I was doing a benchpress and my back broke. So I was saying hello to my member down below and thought lets hit him up for another run. I hoped you enjoyed the sensation of the wind today when it ran through your spine whilst a pretty lady was sitting beside you or what not. tl;dr Yes yes I didnt read the entire thing alright let me summarize, so basically I went out to the beach the other day and I saw a massive shark. Now there were about 20 people swimming in the water at that time and one of them some how caught their leg in the sharks mouth i was like damn dude i need to call the abulamb ( ) I was like ********a call the ambulamb and shit. Anyway I ended up having 20 stitches on my leg and got a high dose of dat drugs in the hospital. Then the other day I ran across the street and saw a dog and it was like lying down on its back i was like dude are you okay and then he bit me in the thumb and my thumb became red and my thumb started to drool out blood i was like dude are you fucking okay so then iw as like dog on the streeet can you like lick my foot cause it feels good man. anyway I ended up contracting herpes from the dog and I had to cut my ballsack off because someone called the police and they said I wasnt suppose to be eating dog shit. So I went back home land recoved and all that, I went home and then I was like rhyming and stuff and then I hear sirens out on the streets im like wtf man I just wana make some music in peace so then I saw some fireman knock on my door they said ********a did you call us cause there aint no fire here I was like wtf are you talking about man i dont want no fine or shit cause i didnt call you ********as then they checked my phone number and it wasnt mine and i said ********a that phone number is form my neighbours ********a; so its turns out my neighbour said my records were on fire i was like cheer son too bad you gotta pay the $5000 fine for calling up emergency for no emergency ya idiot. Whats your MMR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudie Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I want what this guy is having Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yooooooooo Posted March 30, 2016 Author Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) Whats your MMR YO sup man my mmr is a mere 4.6k Edited March 30, 2016 by Yooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaz Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Bit early to be celebrating 420 ain't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
