Ooh Dex come to bed

Cos my Nick had sex

With his sexy ex

Oh Dex come to bed

Baby I won't let your dreams get wet

 

Well I'm Nick I'm Nick - baby don't be blue

Don't you worry don't be sorry

I'll come back to you

Just one more night with my poor old ex

She's only lonely we don't have sex

I'm Nick Nick Nick

Baby please stay cool and just relax

I'll soon be back but if you feel sad

Just go and talk to my friend Dex

 

Ooh Dex come to bed

Cos my Nick had sex

With his sexy ex

Oh Dex come to bed

Baby I won't let your dreams get wet

 

Ooh Dex come to bed

Baby you will get

A love you never had

So Dex come to bed

Or my fantasy will drive me mad oooh

 

I'm Nick I'm Nick and I trust in Dex

Baby he's the best friend I've ever had

It's Dex it's Dex - baby just call Dex

And anything you ever wanted you will get

Call Dex Dex Dex

And you will find it's not so bad

It's just one night - baby you'll get through

Tomorrow I'll be back with you

 

Ooh Dex come to bed

Cos my Nick had sex

With his sexy ex

Oh Dex come to bed

Baby I won't let your dreams get wet

 

Ooh Dex come to bed

Baby you will get

A love you never had

So Dex come to bed

Or my fantasy will drive me mad oooh

 

Oooh Dex come to bed

 

Oh my Nick had sex

With his ex last night

Cos he loves her ass and tits

So I tell you Dex

Come into my bed

If you don't - I will call up Maldesto

 

Original lyrics are property of E-Rotic. Original song can be found here

Could you inform me of what happened prior to the making of this song?

what

what did I just read? 

what

What you smoking?

tl;dr

high af

Wow, so original, I like it.

Kudos to you!

Want me to make it into a track?

Yolo swag peace

Dex, come to bed ;)