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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

Literally read this and cried laughing while reading it to my girlfriend... lol.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sharp shooter in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

Corrected some major mistakes in your text.

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And before you start fucking with me, You should know this; I am a normal family man, I farm potatoes for my living. I was called in the frontline, away from my wife and kids. I stand at 5.5 feet. I am not a professional soldier, a corporal of reserve to be exact. I have 505 confirmed soviet kills in a short period of 105 days in freezing -30 celcius weather with less than 4 hours daylight for day. I am still a live  62 years after I was shot in the face with a explosive round. I only did what I had to do to defend my country from foreign invaders. I only did what I had to do.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

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Is there something wrong? I was playing rs07 and remembered my membership was up today so I logged out of rs07 to go to rs03 to buy a bond for more membership, this login was almost instant because I had both pages already pulled up. It logged me onto rs03 fine at first then kicked me off in a matter of seconds and told me my account has been "disabled". I understand people do bot but ever since you guys started cracking down on bots innocent people have been getting banned because they play a lot or are fast or whatever which doesn't make them a bot and you should look more into the matter before you go and instantly perm ban them. yes, I have a bot related offense prior to this but is this enough to assume ive been botting now and perm ban me? I think not especially with the lack of evidence because there is none less you count playing for 8 or 9 hours straight evidence which is merely me just playing rs because I enjoy it. Thank you.

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What in the name of Saradomin did you just fucking say about me, you little noob? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Void Knights. I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Death Plateau, and I have over 300 quest points. I am trained in black dragon slaying and I'm the top ranger in the entire Runescape armed forces. You are nothing to me but just free attack experience. I will mage you the fuck out with weapon specs the likes of which has never been seen before on this system, mark my fucking private messages. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the clan chatrooms? Think again, player. As we type, I am contacting my secret network of magicians across Gielinor and your house portal address is being traced right now. So you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You're fucking banned, kid. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can summon familiars in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my hotkeys. Not only am I extensively trained in player versus player combat, but I have access to the entire spellbook of the United Kingdom Jagex Corps, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the servers, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "protection" prayer was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouse. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the coins, you Guthixdamn idiot. I will Ice Barrage all over you and you will freeze in it. You're fucking PKed, kiddo. mald.png

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