Sir Bongs Jr Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I got a job at Winn Dixie and I get drug tested (Urine test at LabCorp) in like 10 days. By the time I take the test I'll be 2 weeks clean. In the past month I'd say I smoked only like 4 grams cause i'm hella broke. I'm planning on drinking tons of water to dilute the shit out of my piss but not 100% sure I will pass. Anyone know any tips, experiences, or solid predictions? If you don't know what you're talking about e.g. It takes 6 months then please don't comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swizzbeat Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Omg mate you're so cool for smoking marijuana. Please tell me more about how much of a badass you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Don't do drugs. yw thatll be 29.99 pull up to next window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 go bear grylls n test it yaself n c if u can taste tha dank weed kush marijuana 420 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Bongs Jr Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 Omg mate you're so cool for smoking marijuana. Please tell me more about how much of a badass you are. It's something I like to do with my friends, I don't brag about it. I'm simply trying to get more information on the situation that i'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 It's something I like to do with my friends, I don't brag about it. I'm simply trying to get more information on the situation that i'm in. >Sir Bongs Jr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 It's something I like to do with my friends, I don't brag about it. I'm simply trying to get more information on the situation that i'm in. Take my advice, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotoriousPP Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 (edited) Quick-Fix! Synthetic Urine! No joke use it! It works if you follow the instructions, even at labs, I know from experience. You can buy it at smoke shops usually for like $20. Edited June 30, 2014 by NotoriousPP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Bongs Jr Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 Take my advice, Well if you even bothered to look at the op than you would understand that I can't go back into the past and change whats already happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DPSkillaS Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 They'res this drink called qCarb20. Basically what you do is drink it 3-4 hours before your're drug test. Directly after drinking the drink your pee will look like a glow stick it will be so yellow. Then you drink mad mad mad water. As you're drinking you will be peeing no joke. Suddenly your'e pee will become entirely clear, at this point you are just pissing out water. Now here's the trick to not having the piss come out too dilute and getting denied on the spot. VITAMINS eat mad vitamins to get your pee yellow again. Take a home drug test to confirm that you can pass the test. If you fail at this point, don't worry you're not entirely screwed left they'res still one more think you can try. BUST A NUT this will clean out your tubes and get any residue of THC out of your peepee. Take you're home drug test again, if you fail you're honestly screwed at this point but if you followed the above directions correctly you will be able to pass any drug test. Also please note that the drink only lasts for 2-3 hours, so you need to drink the drink the day of the test, and plan it accordingly. I used this in highschool to pass a drug test twice, and my friend used it in the court of law and it worked. I also plan to use this drink again for my drug test coming up next week for job applications. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Bongs Jr Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 Quick-Fix! Synthetic Urine! No joke use it! It works if you follow the instructions, even at labs, I know from experience. You can buy it at smoke shops usually for like $20. Thought about the substitution method but the place has a a 96-98 F requirement for the urine so it has to come from my body or I need a microwave in the pisser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPSkillaS Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Thought about the substitution method but the place has a a 96-98 F requirement for the urine so it has to come from my body or I need a microwave in the pisser. Hand warmers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotoriousPP Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Thought about the substitution method but the place has a a 96-98 F requirement for the urine so it has to come from my body or I need a microwave in the pisser. You put it in the microwave before you head off to take the test, and it comes with a heat pack that holds it at the perfect temperature for about a about a hour! It also comes with a sticker temperature gauge so you know where it at before using it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Bongs Jr Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 They'res this drink called qCarb20. Basically what you do is drink it 3-4 hours before your're drug test. Directly after drinking the drink your pee will look like a glow stick it will be so yellow. Then you drink mad mad mad water. As you're drinking you will be peeing no joke. Suddenly your'e pee will become entirely clear, at this point you are just pissing out water. Now here's the trick to not having the piss come out too dilute and getting denied on the spot. VITAMINS eat mad vitamins to get your pee yellow again. Take a home drug test to confirm that you can pass the test. If you fail at this point, don't worry you're not entirely screwed left they'res still one more think you can try. BUST A NUT this will clean out your tubes and get any residue of THC out of your peepee. Take you're home drug test again, if you fail you're honestly screwed at this point but if you followed the above directions correctly you will be able to pass any drug test. Also please note that the drink only lasts for 2-3 hours, so you need to drink the drink the day of the test, and plan it accordingly. I used this in highschool to pass a drug test twice, and my friend used it in the court of law and it worked. I also plan to use this drink again for my drug test coming up next week for job applications. Yeah thats pretty much my plan at this moment. Instead of drinking the stuff to make my piss glow yellow I'm taking 10k% the DV of b12 riboflavin which turns your piss yellow and I'm going to take creatine 3-4 days before the test so theres enough in my piss (dilution takes a lot of it away) and I'm going to down like a gallon of water and a few liters of gatorade before the test so I can make my piss really clear and the gatorade helps to increase the specific gravity of the piss. I'm still really sketch about it though, especially the piss being yellow enough. Where do you buy qcarb20 and whats the price? Thanks btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
