Asap Ferg Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Thought about the substitution method but the place has a a 96-98 F requirement for the urine so it has to come from my body or I need a microwave in the pisser. Bring a football handwarmer with you, they get really hot pretty quick & they don't cost much. All of the stuff sounds crazy "replace your piss, synthetic urine, etc" after 2 weeks you should be fine. Drinking water would help I assume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotoriousPP Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Yeah thats pretty much my plan at this moment. Instead of drinking the stuff to make my piss glow yellow I'm taking 10k% the DV of b12 riboflavin which turns your piss yellow and I'm going to take creatine 3-4 days before the test so theres enough in my piss (dilution takes a lot of it away) and I'm going to down like a gallon of water and a few liters of gatorade before the test so I can make my piss really clear and the gatorade helps to increase the specific gravity of the piss. I'm still really sketch about it though, especially the piss being yellow enough. Where do you buy qcarb20 and whats the price? Thanks btw. No drinks really work, even if they clean out your pee (Doubtful since THC is stored in oil, and any water based drink is doubtful to have any effect at all), the color of it will throw a flag and make your test "inconclusive", so you will need to go back to be retested, or they won't even bother to call you back. Honestly if you smoke, synthetic urine is the only way to go. If it's for a government position you may need order the Quick-Fix from Canada which has Uric Acid, though it is very rare to have a drug test that also check for Uric Acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Just be happy you arent getting hair tested, that shit stays in your hair forever, you either got to shave your whole body or fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Bongs Jr Posted July 12, 2014 Author Share Posted July 12, 2014 Bring a football handwarmer with you, they get really hot pretty quick & they don't cost much. All of the stuff sounds crazy "replace your piss, synthetic urine, etc" after 2 weeks you should be fine. Drinking water would help I assume. No drinks really work, even if they clean out your pee (Doubtful since THC is stored in oil, and any water based drink is doubtful to have any effect at all), the color of it will throw a flag and make your test "inconclusive", so you will need to go back to be retested, or they won't even bother to call you back. Honestly if you smoke, synthetic urine is the only way to go. If it's for a government position you may need order the Quick-Fix from Canada which has Uric Acid, though it is very rare to have a drug test that also check for Uric Acid. How long do they take to call you after you take the drug test? Do they call at all if you passed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvIatta Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 This is what do do, You'll need:-Condom -Clean friend-And a needle Add it together and voilà Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asap Ferg Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 This is what do do, You'll need: -Condom -Clean friend -And a needle Add it together and voilà I want you to explain how that works I'm genuinely interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvIatta Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I want you to explain how that works I'm genuinely interested. Okay, you get a buddy to piss in the rubber. You then just show off to the drug test local thing, poke a hole in the condom and pour it into the jar and you should be good. Unless they look at your peepee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaesthetic Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Drink lots of beer and piss a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
