I think my friends think I masturbate, how do I convince them otherwise :O

[Dylan]

I don't know how no1s asked you this, how old are you?

i think it go's without saying under 13,

 

i mean "ewww"....

[domdom]

Beating le wild meat is normal, and a normal topic to talk about with your friends... If they dont feel comfortable they're either gay or not really your friends lol

[before]

what

I used to mate, I stopped because it's weird

 

You don't

 

Who cares if someone thinks you masturbate? Don't most healthy humans anyway? 

Why would you even be worrying about it? Lmao.

Because it's awkward to think your friends think you do

edit: Master Cheif, when did you decide it was something healthy people do!?

 

ahahahahahahah is this a joke? everyone on osbot beats there meat

Ohhh kay then... TMI...

 

Wow. Make sure you make them know you don't masturbate ASAP!! Come up with a list of schemes that could convince them !! 

Yeh, I made the thread for ideas on how to convince them of that xD

 

Well. now thats weird.

I have to say. Weirdest post I've ever seen.

 

You are supposed to beat your meat a minimum of 5 times a hour...

<-------- If you need help boobs.

Uh..?

 

It's normal if you do, it's normal if you don't, who cares?

It's just damn awkward.

Edited June 17, 2014 by before

[Funny Nublet]

Beating le wild meat is normal, and a normal topic to talk about with your friends... If they dont feel comfortable they're either gay or not really your friends lol

 

Or they're all a bunch of 10 yr olds

[before]

Or they're all a bunch of 10 yr olds

 

-.-

We're 16-17, happy..?

[Nickelodeon]

-.-

We're 16-17, happy..?

 

gtfo

[Funny Nublet]

-.-

We're 16-17, happy..?

 

Bullshit

[Volta]

No wonder you're so fucked OP

[Aza]

If you were really 17 you'd be wanking atleast once every couple of days.

Or do you just look at girls from afar crack a boner then run away?

[Mustard]

 

 

It's just damn awkward.

 

It's only as awkward as you want it to be.

 

Masturbation is not weird. It's healthy and almost everyone does it. Your friends included. You're just a bunch of teenagers who want to appear to be cool and tough so you make lame jokes about it.

[Dard]

I've read something about a male jacking himself off to dead.

Jacked like close to 50 times in one day and died because of it.

 

Moral of the story, don't jack off... it's dangerous.

Edited June 17, 2014 by Aggre

[before]

It's only as awkward as you want it to be.

 

Masturbation is not weird. It's healthy and almost everyone does it. Your friends included. You're just a bunch of teenagers who want to appear to be cool and tough so you make lame jokes about it.

I don't think my friends are pro-amarican football playing druggies...  It's not about being tough or the alpha-male, it's just not something I think is.. I dunno. It's weird as fuck, and really awkward. I just don't go to a school where having girlfriends or jerking is accepted..

[RoomScape]

It's pointless to argue that you don't. People won't believe you and the more you deny it the more they'll think you're lying.

Just go with it.

Parents, on the other hand, they're something entirely different.

[Nitrousek]

I used to mate, I stopped because it's weird

It's not weird, it's normal

 

 

edit: Master Cheif, when did you decide it was something healthy people do!?

 

Master chief did not decide this, there's more than enough scientific proof for this...

[Joe]

what the actual fuck is wrong with you?