Jesus christ all these jokes are lame 

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and rings.

 

What do you call a smiling black man? 

S********

Says the one who's googling up racist jokes, you dumb white devil

Have you ever been driving down the road and go to flick your cigarette out of the window, then a few moments later you start to smell something funny, and you turn around to see your nan fingering herself in the backseat.

 

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

 

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

 

Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge

 

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

 

Knock knock.

Whos there?

Not Suzie

Okay here's one ^_^

 

Boy: *calls to 911* Hello I need your help!

911: Alright calm down, what is it?

Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!

911: So what's your emergency?

Boy: The ugly one is winning!!

 

The WNBA

He doesn't look like me.

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $20"

"Wow." say the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm Bank." she says with her mouth full

Edited February 22, 201411 yr by Kate Upton

swizz's fletching script is a joke 

OSBot's random event handler is a joke.

Why do black to always say to the left... becuase they have no rights

I have black people in my family, Their still hanging in my back yard.

Two Blondes are on their way to heaven, Blonde 1 looks over at the second blonde and asks "How did you die"

Blonde 2 says "I died in a freezer". Blonde 1 laughs and says "Well I thought my boyfriend was cheating on me so I went out and bought a gun. When I came home I found the bastard standing at the steps naked! I searched the house up and down but on my way up from the basement, I fell and the gun shot me!"

 

Blonde 2 starts laughing and blond 1 gets mad! "What the hell are you laughing at!" Blonde 2 says "Maybe if you looked in the freezer, we'd both be alive right now!

 

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THESE NEXT ONES DO NOT COUNT, I JUST WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH!

I know that only ONE post counts per day, but I feel it is fun to post more!

 

BLack Jokes:

-What do you do when you see a black man running down the street with half a leg, screaming HELP ME HELP ME! Stop Laughing and Reload

-Why Don't black people let their kids play in sand boxes? Because the Cats keep covering them up

-What is funnier than a black man running down the street carrying a TV? His little brother running behind him carrying YOUR dvd player

-What is long and hard for a black man? The third grade

-How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? You take a banana, stick it up her snatch, and if it comes out half eaten you know theres a monkey up there somewhere

-What is the most confusing day in Black History? Fathers Day

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Obama visits a kintergarden class in Georgia

Obama: "hello kids, in 2001 we suffered a great tragedy. Can someone in the class give me an example of a tragedy"

Little Betty: "A tragedy would be if a plane engine broke and the plane crashed and everyone died"

Obama: "No little one, that would be an accident"

Little Suzy: "A tragedy would be if a bus full of kids ran off the road and everyone died"

Obama: "No sweetie, that would be a great loss"

Little Johnny: "It would be a tragedy if you and Mrs.Obama were in Air Force One and Iraqies shot it down and you all died!"

Obama" "yes it would be son, why would that be a tragedy?"

Little Johnny: "Because it definitely wouldnt be an accident and it for damn sure wouldnt be a great loss!"

 

LAST 1 OF THE DAY!

-One old Texas Ranch owner is very wealthy, he has two pride and joys. He has a beautiful daughter and an amazing ranch. He also has a 100 Meter swimming pool with two sharks in it. The old man's rule was simple; If you could swim from one end of the pool to the other end, you could have either his ranch or his daughter. Well one day his daughter brought a black man home. As they pull her aside to question her, they here a big splash. As they look, the black man was in the pool swimmin' his ass off with those two sharks right on his tail! After 2 minutes he came flying out the other side of the water. The ranch owner walks over to the man and says "Im a man of my word, would you like to have my ranch or have my daughter?" The black man says "Naw, man I just want to know who pushed me in the damn pool!"

 

Edited February 23, 201411 yr by osiris801

whats Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1.