My penis is 1 foot long, problem is it is inside of me so how do i turn it inside out?

My name is Master Drive.

 

 

irl? truth obv

I love Kortanah

I love Kortanah

Lie.

 

Catastrophe's a hoe ().

Edited October 29, 201312 yr by Fringie

OSBot is filled with asslickers.

OSBot is filled with asslickers.

True story.

Nobody on osbot is a leecher, they all contribute to the community. 

Nobody on osbot is a leecher, they all contribute to the community. 

I actually laughed at what you said.

me and few buddies were smoking a bowl at a gazebo by a pond right by main road in my community about 11pm-1am i 4get was awhile ago, now the pond is restricted after dark and we didnt know (there were automatic lights in gazebo keep that in mind) so we just chilling and a car rolls up speeding like crazy right next to gazebo avoiding parking lot going through the grass. so we think its our buddies we were just with bout 20mins ago coming back cuz yanno wreckless driving. we couldnt see who it was due to brightlights right in our eyes so car turns off and we can now see its a state tropper or security from our development (cars look identical in dark) also meanwhile there is cloud of smoke just chilling there...so he walks up to gazebo and im panicing just took hit smoke pouring out of bowl no pockets had gym shorts on. so bowl is on my lap with smoke pouring out. he walks right up to us shines flashlight is our eyes (he standing in cloud of smoke) and is like "you guys cant be in here after dark" we like oh ok we will leave. most awkward walk out of gazebo ever... had to be there 

--------------people going to say why didnt we run. well we thought was our buddies and with the speed he ran to us he was right infront of us within 1second couldnt react that quick when high lol. but we did give each other the look when he started talking that if he was bout to do something to book it but see it worked out he basically ignored the smoking weed part lol

Edited November 1, 201312 yr by chris213

true too long to be a lie

 

I lift

 

true too long to be a lie

 

I lift

 

Lie

im a gang member

 

true too long to be a lie

 

I lift

 

Lie

im a gang member

 

 

Lie anyone who plays runescape is a nerd

 

Do i have sweg or swag?

but we all play rs ! so we're all nerds!

my brother broke my nose when i was 9 years old

of course that's the truth.

 

I smoek meth

i have sweg