What would you rather do?

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First question:

 

Would you rather eat a jar of toe nails from random people or suck a fart out of a hobbo's butthole ?

I would suck a fart out of a hobo's butt-hole since farts don't contain nasty chemicals unlike cigarettes.

 

Would you rather smoke a kilo of weed or a 5 grams of cocaine?

id suck a fart out dat ass fasho

 

and if by smokin cocaine you mean this (this is the easiest way to smoke cocain w out turning your whole sack into crack)

 

1.)get some foil

2.) get some baking soda

3.) get some cocaine

4.) get some water

 

Then

1.) put some baking soda on the foil (1:4 ratio baking soda/cocaine)

2.) put down 4x as much cocaine as baking soda as stated above

3.) put a few drops of water down on top of the pile of BS/Cocaine

4.) Take your finger, and mix it all around over the foil, dont leave any lumps

5.) Take a lighter, hold it far below the foil, just enough to heat it up and dry the solution ontop of the foil.

6.) Get a straw

7.) Put dat shit in yo mouth.

8.) Apply flame to the bottom of the foil, and suck up all the smoke, dont hold it too close or youll burn to big of an area and not be able to catch all the smoke.

9.) Go to a party feelin good, take a sexy bitch home n fuck her for hours.

 

I was a crack head for like a week and a half when i was 18. This is from experience.

 

Answer: I would rather smoke the cocaine using the above method, Kilo of weed would take too long

 

 

Would you rather shove a glass rod up your bum and squeeze your butt cheeks til it breaks, or go in the ring with Mike Tyson for 60 seconds with out gloves.

Edited September 19, 201312 yr by Lucky Charms

Mike Tyson.

I can heal from him, but glass in rear, I don't know about that.

Would you rather Get fuck a 8 month pregnant whore with chlamydia and gonorrhea and have her go stalker shit alpvp we your ass, or have sex with a llama with the same diseases. (Many not be possible, but imagine)

The whore, at least shes human...

 

Would you uncontrollably cum every 5 minutes or be able to ejaculate 1 time in your life?

Edited September 19, 201312 yr by Based God

Suck a fart up

The whore, at least shes human...

 

Would you uncontrollably cum every 5 minutes or be able to ejaculate 1 time in your life?

 

Uncontrollably cum every 5 minutes.

 

Would you rather eat a dog shit or eat a human shit?

id reather eat human coz at least its watered down from the tolet

 

would you reather walk throw central park naked or have buttlove with obama

central park naked,

 

would u rather suck shit from a tramps ass or suck your mates dad dick?

id reather eat human coz at least its watered down from the tolet

 

would you reather walk throw central park naked or have buttlove with obama

you should eat the dog shit bc dogs dont xfer human sicknesses in their shit

 

 

central park naked,

 

would u rather suck shit from a tramps ass or suck your mates dad dick?

mates dad's dick

 

 

would you rather be a hermaphrodite or be gay/lesbian? 

 

id reather eat human coz at least its watered down from the tolet

 

would you reather walk throw central park naked or have buttlove with obama

you should eat the dog shit bc dogs dont xfer human sicknesses in their shit

 

 

central park naked,

 

would u rather suck shit from a tramps ass or suck your mates dad dick?

mates dad's dick

 

 

would you rather be a hermaphrodite or be ********/lesbian? 

 

i would be lesbian if  i was a girl lol.

 

 

 

 

would you rather see ur parents having sex or fuck a wild wolf?lol

I'd rather see them have sex ._. lol


Would you rather Molest Mod Mark or someone that you really dislike.

well these things are very similar but id rather do it to someone i dislike haha

 

would you rather shove your finger up a UFC wrestlers ass without him knowing (then he finds out and chases you down) or lick out a person that lives in the gutter with your friends judging you?

The first option.

 

Would you rather pee on someones face or get peed on by someone else on your own face?

First option easily?

 

Would you rather crawl on a broken leg or a broken arm?