GTi Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Why is it that the man who invests all your money is called a broker? Why are a wise man and a wise guy … opposites? If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Can fat people go skinny dipping? If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levi Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I'm looking at all of these and saying, why am I living on this planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Welcome to a world with women. Can never understand them. They don't understand themselves! America is weird and awesome at the same damn time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raflesia Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arvali Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Answer this: What if men in black exist, but your all memories has been neuralyzed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jin Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Answer this: What if men in black exist, but your all memories has been neuralyzed? Find the closest living thing and shag it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashboard Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 If firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toastman49 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I'm looking at all of these and saying, why am I living on this planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...