ThatIrishSOB Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Hey guys, this is an urgent request. Being a college student and all, money is tight. With this restriction on my budget, I have been forced to section out and plan what I will be spending my money on and I normally do this about once every week. I'm sure you know how this goes, I have to section off certain parts of my monetary reserve and allocate said sections to specific items: food laundry, textbooks, etc. But in the midst of this extensive planning in combination with the hectic week of orientation, I have failed to allocate my funds to one section. One unfathomably crucial section... Updog. I am in desperate need of some updog. As you all know, updog is extremely expensive and I can't afford it. I feel my bones weakening and withering away from updog withdrawal, or as people in the medical world call the withdrawal: DownCat (DC for short). With this post, as embarrassing as it is, I am publicly pleading for some updog donations. I will get on my hands and knees and beg if I have to. So please, find it in your heart, and your wallet, to donate me some updog. If you are so unfortunate enough to be unaware of what updog is, please comment on this post, publicly, because my private messaging seems to be broken (perhaps a glitch in programming). Please look past this minor, but extremely embarrassing point in my life. GodSpeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanged Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Hey guys, this is an urgent request. Being a college student and all, money is tight. With this restriction on my budget, I have been forced to section out and plan what I will be spending my money on and I normally do this about once every week. I'm sure you know how this goes, I have to section off certain parts of my monetary reserve and allocate said sections to specific items: food laundry, textbooks, etc. But in the midst of this extensive planning in combination with the hectic week of orientation, I have failed to allocate my funds to one section. One unfathomably crucial section... Updog. I am in desperate need of some updog. As you all know, updog is extremely expensive and I can't afford it. I feel my bones weakening and withering away from updog withdrawal, or as people in the medical world call the withdrawal: DownCat (DC for short). With this post, as embarrassing as it is, I am publicly pleading for some updog donations. I will get on my hands and knees and beg if I have to. So please, find it in your heart, and your wallet, to donate me some updog. If you are so unfortunate enough to be unaware of what updog is, please comment on this post, publicly, because my private messaging seems to be broken (perhaps a glitch in programming). Please look past this minor, but extremely embarrassing point in my life. GodSpeed. TLDR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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