Timekeeper

I think it's commonly accepted Designer is the best.

In the real world advertising means to willfully promote a product. But I've seen instances where someone posted a screen shot showing something they were doing in game, and in the screen shot they were using another client, and they were nearly banned for doing so (I think this is a pretty good scenario to point out an extreme stretch of the rule) So let's cement this shit out.

Where did you get the idea for the glare bro? Cool idea bro

Most users ever online was 648 on Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:02 pm Peasant status confirmed

I just want to hear honest to god opions on this community, the staff, and how it is controlled/ran. I wont contribute to the conversation but am curious to see what people think. inb4 lock/ban/bsreason for removal

Looks fuakiin clean m7+1

CONTEST IS NOW OVER AND WINNERS ARE 1. JEFF 2. ALEX 3. VERIFIED ALL COME INTO CHAT BOX, MAKE YOUR PIZZA ORDERS, SCREEN SHOT ORDER TOTAL, AND I WILL PAY FOR YOUR PIZZA

I'm HHHNNGGGGING so hard

Alex is the new lead now

dammit alex you need to figure out how to embed. Right click copy url and then go to add picture and put in that url u fuck

Verified easily winning

That is probably one of the worst pizzas I have ever seen in my life

TIMEKEEPERS WEEKLY PIZZA EXTRAVAGANZA RULES ARE: Unlimited post, HOWEVER, max of 5 pictures/gifs for a single post (Violate this results in instant disqualification) ANY POST THAT SHOWS EDITED, WILL BE DISQUALIFIED (NOT THE PERSON, THE SUBMISSION) THIS WEEKS CONTEST IS: WHOEVER CAN POST THE MOST HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG GIFS/PICTURES YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WINNER/S WILL BE CHOSEN IN 1 HOUR, BEGIN EXAMPLE:

Ill try not to use words over 3 syllables next time Well thats bs because I made the entire thing up on the spot other than the tree fiddy part lol.

100% expected RoomScape to me seeking advice on how to tell his family he goes down on dudes. Also, strong xpost from reddit nerd

Once when I was traveling abroad I encountered what I consider a pivotal moment in my life. I had been hiking for 4 days, the trail had long disappeared and the others had turned back. But I had set out to reach a goal, to achieve a physical and mental feat like no other in my life. On my 5th day the path turned narrow and I had to cross a long abandoned bridge supported by vines, this ominous bridge had long been abandoned to nature, and nature had staked its claim. I remember staring at this bridge for quite some time, as a heavy fogged rolled in taking the already dangerous path, obscuring my path and testing my will. I thought about the dozens of miles I had traveled, I thought about the path I had forced through the wilderness, through the decades of over growth and through the marshes, that who knows how many years since the last person has fought this far. The bridge was regarded as rumor by most as I recall, that's how long it had been since someone had actually seen it. There I was, standing face to face with something that wasn't suppose to exist. I must admit, the urge to turn back was almost over-whelming, I had traveled too far and seen to much. I knew my first step could have been my last but at the same time, I knew I had too much in this life to do to not do this. The first step might as well been an eternity, and they quickly became easier, I remember crossing this bridge with a great deal of pride in myself and pure excitement. This soon passed for hours later I was caught in a rock slide. I remember laying there with boulder after boulder running me down, I remember waiting for the one that would make all turn black but it never came. I sat there for what seemed like weeks when a blurred figure appeared to me. His voice, aged and old, sounded like a familiar voice, it sounded like a voice that had long ago murmured a secret, eons ago, meant just for me, and now these words were finally reaching me. I remember in between my ever growing shallower breaths asking, "What...what do you want". What he said to me next made me the man I am. He said, " I need about tree fiddy." It was around this time I realized that this man was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era. Ever since then I knew I had to set out to hit 99 slayer. This is my story. Day 1. Day 3: Haven't made much progress as you notice I keep getting distracting having to level this and that for requirements, also script im using is kind of buggy but such is life. 4/26/14- Once again still dealing with growing pains. Have a lot of quest I am about to knock out. 4/30/14 I did loads of quest over the last couple days and made time to double down on slayer. 5/2/14- Should had made more progress than this but some how I died...so ye Decided to get 60/60/60 like a proper noob then go for 70/70/70 5/9/2014- Progress is still going at slayer pace, about to change up slayer master. 5/28/14- Haven't made a great deal of progress work became overloaded and I became distracted but got that baby back up and runnin

Not nearly as useless as this one.

brb tweeting post to alfred

These get more pointless everytime

Giving another dude a blow job? No flame nothing wrong with one dude slobbin on another dudes junk

Oh man some of these gifs sent my sides into orbit so worth it. But the one I could not stop loling from for some fuckin reason was alexs Nick Cage gif lmao oh shit The winner is: [member=alexownsz5]

Dat fuckin song doe Oh lawdy you're in the front right now serious lols were had

Starting a little late but that's okat. Contest begins immediately and will end 1 hour from now. Since this is rushed I will do it the same as yesterdays Post a funny picture/gif, whoever makes me laugh the hardest wins a free pizza on me from dominoes, papa johns, or pizza hut. THIS IS ONLY AVAILABLE TO UNITED STATES residents (the gift cards dont work anywhere else) You have unlimited amount of submissions/post Try not to post pictures that are as old as the internet. Begin

That sounds fuckin awful