Benz

Your name is 10/10. I'm pretty flawless at B/A too. Welcome to le forums.

https://www.facebook.com/396338250556800/videos/409131469277478/ Unrelated:

Wouldn't even bang.

^ Currently completing another order for the above. Just transferred a sara sword to somebodies account for free because I took ridiculously long getting their void too. ~Benz

No, I'm genuinely this articulate and offensive on a regular basis. The feeling I gain through verbally belittling people can be achieved no other way.

Successful trolling would end up in me actually giving a shit as oppose to full-on humiliating them. I'm assuming it's a 14 year old Indonesian post-op in an internet cafe. If this is the point trolling has arrived at then I no longer want to be a part of the internet. There used to be a certain degree of wit to it... Either way their internet won't be working for a few days. No idea why. Strange.

Needs more pirates and shit.

I really, really, really like arguing. Like really.

The worst thing is this argument took place on a Teletubbies video.

Well, I guess I've lost this argument...

Do not click.

It's actually RS4 so you're all dumb.

I can AFK bandos on RS3. That's how easy it is.

Understood.

I'm the guy covering losses if somebody scams. I'm the guy choosing who does what. I'm the guy taking the service orders and distributing them across my team. (Hypothetically) Taking full responsibility for my teams actions, the good and the bad, essentially makes me the service. Ergo when feedback goes to the service, it goes to me. I don't dis-believe you, however. Could you provide me with evidence?

Hue.

I would consider undercutting his price but it took me a year to finish 98-99 fishing.

I took this: And turned it into this: https://soundcloud.com/officiallytraumatised/makkapakka (If anyone can figure out how to get Soundcloud embed codes to work on here, let me know)

You'll need to setup a selling thread using the correct template. Also I should add that you are going to find it near impossible to sell something without first gaining some trust and feedback among the community.

My service will have completed the work.

Of course. PMing you my skype. Getting to bed now though, 9:20am. Should probably sleep.

^

After opening my service thread only two weeks ago, I was astounded at the amount of customers I was faced with. To put it bluntly (420), though I may be a dedicated gamer and know Runescape like the back of my hand, I can't keep up. I am looking not for a worker, but instead for a partner. I need somebody I can trust, as we will be working closely together on Skype on a daily basis. I WILL NOT BE TAKING COMMISSION FROM YOU. You are going to be a partner to me, not a moneymaking opportunity. The only thing I will gain from having you working with me is positive feedback and more customers. In the past two weeks, I have had access to easily over 100m worth of cash in other players banks. For this reason, you will have to pay me a deposit fee of 10m. (You could make 10m working with me in a single week anyway) Don't let that deter you, it's a safety measure to: 1. Prove to me that you aren't just joining me in this service to rip people off for their cash. 2. Help cover the costs if you DO happen to take somebodies items. (Which you better not motherfucking do, I will hunt you and slaughter you) It is a deposit, not a payment. You will be liable to have this deposit refunded if you choose to terminate our partnership on good terms. You will not receive this deposit back if you steal from the customers or are generally useless to me as a partner. You must NEVER under any circumstance bot on another players account. If you want to risk an account, risk your own. REQUIREMENTS: As aforementioned, I am looking for a trusted member of the community. Therefore I'll be looking for at LEAST 100+ postcount, 5+ feedback, and preferably VIP+ This is to ensure that you are known and trusted, not just some randomer. Must be unemployed in real life, I need someone who can work just as hard in-game as I can. (6+ hours almost every single day at least) (I personally sometimes clock 18 hour sessions in-game) IN-GAME REQUIREMENTS: Must have achieved at least three 99's on Runescape without the use of bots. Must be familiar with all quests, and how to nail them in the shortest time possible. Must be familiar with all different types of accounts, from skillers to pures and mains. T.O.S APPLICATION: How long have you been playing Runescape? Which year in your opinion was Runescape at its peak? What is the greatest total level you have achieved on Runescape primarily without bots? What is your favorite skill? Why should I choose you? /Discuss