Yes, it's all true.
No, I didn't scam anyone.
Yes, I'm serious... About both.
No, I won't scam anyone to pay for it.
Yes, it looks wonderful.
No, it's not really needed.
I do love the way it looks, though...really.
I don't know if I'd recommend it.
No, I don't like android more.
Yes, I'm sure android is far superior.
And cheaper.
And I know I'm stupid for being an apple fan boy.
Yes, I have a Mac and a iPad.
Of course I have an iPhone...how else would I use my watch?
Yes, it only works with iPhones.
Stupid? Maybe, but I don't care.
Yeah, I know that android is better, but I just don't care.
I really don't care, honestly.
Yes, I give apple a lot of money.
No, I'm not rich, but you probably don't believe that.
Yes, I like it.
No, I'm not going to buy any accessories (aside from a stand that I have).
Yes, it's waterproof.
No, I'm not testing how strong it is. That's like testing how easy it is it rip a $100 bill...nine times over.
Yes, it cost that much.
It's the Milanese loop stainless steel one...with apple care...and a black sports band.
I may return it, but who knows.
You're right, android is better.
I am stupid.
But oh boy does it look nice.
Any other questions that I've already answered?