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My dad works for the internet police and he is tracing you down at the very moment. Next time your router is nullrouted, expect me.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my code, you little bitch? I'll have you know I'm mastering in computer science in top of my class in Oxford university, and I've been involved in secret raids on 4chan, and I have over 300 confirmed SQL injections. I am trained in Java and i'm the top DDoSer in the entire NSA. You are nothing to me, but just another target. I will wipe your database with XSS vulnerablity, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit about my code over Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am maintaining my network of hi-jacked machines across the world, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your router to 50gbps incoming Joomla flood, maggot. The attack that nullroutes the shit out of your pathetic Telewell router. Your internet is fucking down, kid. I can inject in anywhere, anytime and I can assign my botnet to attack you, and that's just with my botnet. Not only am I extensively trained in Java OOP, but I have access to the entire TOR network and I will use it to buy a hitman for your head, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn't, and now you are paying the price, you goddamn noob. I will shit all over your flat and you will drown in it. Your internet is fucking down, kiddo. What tha fuck, did I just write this.

Okay, I am trying to make a banana tree with PHP, but there appears to be a bug. Any help

No. If you keep in mind how easy it's to get a scripter rank (1 script on the SDN) this could be used to bypass buying VIP. I mean, 9.99$ / month for purple PiP is nothing. PiPs are awesome, PiPs are life.

If you expected movies have cool fx when you were a child, you must be pretty young then..

noice.

Oh man, just finished watching this masterpiece once again..

.95$ / million for all.

thats the way we like to fuck

Let's not stop yet. We must push forward.

One-time payment for 1 month of service. Please come to the chatbox, and i'll happily explain you some more.

is dis even grill runescape?

Not by any mean hence I hate you in any ways

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This is exactly the kind of shit i am looking for

who r u

Added definition of a quality shit post. Also in the spoiler.

Oh yeah, to join - please post your shitpost IN THIS THREAD only so that we can keep the forum clean. tysm.

Mkay, I will be donating 9.99$ voucher for this months #1 shit poster. The rules are clear. Post shit. How ever do not break forum rules, or spam stupid shit. Me, as a shitposting master will be judging the #1 shit poster of the month. Everybody can take apart. Shit posting event will end next friday. What is a quality shit post? Quality shit post consist of following Ten percent of luck Twenty percent of skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name Quality shit post does not need to be funny. Quality shit post can also be very frustrating and confusing. Often quality shit post is referred as a random. But no. Creating a quality shit post takes a lot for practice, and the best way to learn it is trial and error. There is no shortcut in mastering shit posting. Many people say that you can not became a shit posting master, but that you are born as one.

RuneWiki is a great place to look for stats. And do not bot those stats, do them by hand, or hire someone to do it for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJbW2v_4CpY

The worst part literally is this fucker entering the cut

Bois wont know the pain of shaving beard and razor slippin' topkek shit thread