My absurd romantic idea: Get straight to the point; Dinner, walk on the beach, go home, carress her boobies, suck them dry. Next, finger her so hard, make the weather drizzy rain. Then fill the holes till you both are dry for the rest of your lives. Please try this at home, it is 100% safe guaranteed.
Moderators, please don't ban me; I lus you all
EDIT: During the 9 months period, please refrain from penetrating. After the 9 months perioud, please fill the holes again while the kids are in the other room. Reminder, keep the volume low as bad impression can be created. Enjoy BANG BANG