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FALADOR, GILENIOR – After a restless turn of events, twenty-three year old Stephen Collins was arrested by local authorities after embedding an axe inside a one-hundred year old yew tree. Citing his previous activity, Collins states how he “did not macro”, and that this was a “mistake by Jagex”. Authorities believe that Collins had committed the crime after spending a twenty-four hour binge session on popular MMORPG RuneScape, at which point his power was cut. Forensics have reported that a trail of Doritos and four two-litre bottles of urine were found in Collins’ household. Collins, who referred to himself as StephenMan48, told The Daily Bee that he had “reported twelve bots and nothing happened”. It was later revealed that Collins was referring to bystanders who attempted to stop him. Collins has gone on record saying that the local authorities are “noobs” and urged to be “unbanned”. Collins is currently awaiting trial for one charge of public indecency, and one charge of tree felling. He may be facing up to six months community service, and his trial will be held sometime in September. (Source) I recently started this satirical "news" blog and will soon expand to a website. I enjoy writing, however I usually write creative literature (which may be why the style is inconsistent or the grammar a bit repetitive). Always looking for opinions or stuff to write about

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unban @jackshow and @Nightmares from cb, we can't have this idiocy running rampant and need someone to put them down.

Dear MirrorClient users, As promised a couple of days ago, this release is the first automated version of the MirrorClient. Any following RS updates will update the MirrorClient jar and the hooks and, as mentioned in the OSBot 2.3.94 release, the contents are streamed to your client. This means that you will no longer have to download the MirrorClient jars on updates and that this section will only continue to exist for patch note purposes. Sincerely, The OSBot staff

I swear this entire osbot community is full of idiots. This is a maxed ags pure. I know all of your budgets are extremely low and want to manipulate someone price checking so you have actual hope or owning a decent account for once. But how about you spread cancer elsewhere, this account is easily 80m+

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Luckily I didn't get pk'd, especially considering there is no anti-pk yet Still have to test other transportation methods and clean up the binary map before I add the other features though

Welcome to my first tutorial. I've seen quite alot of questions round the forums as of late regarding paints and little miss-haps members are having. I'd like to think paints for my script have always been pretty snazzy and informative. Now its time to make everyone's paint a bit more special. I'l be covering some methods that have since been included into the API but i like to calculate them myself as it keeps you're brain active and is generally good coding practice to do as much as you can yourself. All my tutorials are given in laymens terms to help those with no experience. Area's Covered In This Tutorial: Script Running Time Xp Gained Showing Levels Adding Gold Made Adding Gold Made Per Hour Adding a background Image Percent To Next Level Time Until Next Level Will add more later Like this post if it helped

Khal AIO Stronghold © Created by @Ericthecmh No longer being sold! Are you bored of training hours and hours to reach that lvl 99? Do you want to make some quick cash while training? Khal AIO Stronghold is your utimate solution to all your needs. Get insane exp while getting awesome profits NOW! GUI Preview: Current Features: - Supports any room and any monster in the Stronghold of Security! - Advanced antiban system - Full loot support - Food and banking support - Informative and decorative paint - B2P support - Bone burial fro easy prayer exp - Settings saving/loading - Eat food to make space for loot - Range support - Mage support How do I start this script? Reviews: Progress Reports (click spoiler to view more): Bug report format: Mirror or normal Version of OSBot client (number, not something like "latest") Description of bug report Description of how to replicate if possible Screenshot if possible

needed: Quester,FireCaper,Skiller T.O.S 1. 5m Deposit Fee is paid by workers wich is refunded after you quit yourself. scam = no refund 2. all payment for orders are paid to me not to you payment is released after the job is done and checked 3. not finishing orders you've taken may result in a kick from the service 4. if you were involved in any scamming within osbot or any other forum you will get kicked from the service and no refund will be granted. By posting an application, you are agreeing to the T.O.S. FORM: How many hours a day online : Skype: Timezone:

Oh really? I have over 80m gained on one account, over 400m+ farmed, botting 15hrs daily, yet to be banned in 3 years, and so have others who have learned the basics of botting safely. Anything else you want to say to get your post count up?

You attempted to cheat the system and therefore lost the script. Next time contact a staff member, or request a refund, instead of trying to chargeback.

Thank you sir

You're asking if it's safe to bot and you wont get banned. Answer: No. If you don't want to get banned, don't bot, it's quite a simple process.

I'm online :P Script name: pest control - Your member number:57297 pls

Script name: Khal Runecrafting - Your member number: 180874 Please allow me to use the scrip on a trial before I buy.

6hrs proggy right before i got logged off and script terminated itself.

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Would like 'Perfect Crabs' Trial! Thanks, Sinatra

GroundItem g = groundItems.closest("Bones"); if (g != null && g.isVisible()) { g.interact("Take"); }

Fixed, apologies, update will be live within a few hours

Post again when you're online W Guild trials are 6h, enjoy

Request Template: - Script name: Warrior Guild [24h] - Your member number: 54383

Thanks! I've written about 4 other "articles" of stupid shit that I come up with off the top of my head. I think I'm beginning to grasp the basics for writing satirical articles like The Onion or ClickHole

hahah oh man, keep these up yeah

czar can I try your ankous script out?

lol that's pretty funny:P goodjob haha

ooh i didn't know you could boost ;p

Script name: Experiments 24H Member number: 174293 Thank you.

EDIT: I just read the paint. What would be the requirements for this?

Testing phase won't be for a while, maybe a month or 2, want to make sure it's working like a well-oiled machine before I let other people touch my baby ;)

Lol these are pretty good :p Thanks for the daily laughs

- Script name: AIO Agility (24h) - Your member number: 177445 Would love to try before I buy!

Hello czar, id like a trial of your motherlode script it looks very nice!

Can i get a trial on motherlode please?

Could I get a free trial for the range guild script por favor? thank you

Shit I feel like a douche saying this but... On my way from lumby to varrock I ran into him accidentally. He came up to me and said "Hey can you hold this for me real fast?" he then proceeded to run up a ladder in a store nearby. A minute later he comes down and I trade him the 100k back and he says "Wow you're awesome! Thanks for being so trustworthy, here's a bond!" Really cool guy but I feel bad because I used that bond to bot on for a solid 2 weeks.. Does that make me a bad person?

Arnt skillers supposed to be lvl 3? anyway good luck selling!

well this is a botting community playing legit is out of the question XD