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So to start the day i wake up with the worst cold and blocked synases, shitty start yeah but not the worst huh? Gradually gets worse, next thing i remember i have to fill in an upskills exam online to start my new job, no biggie right? Welp little did it was going to take me 8 hours, been doing that shit all day none stop ill as hell. So i'm ill as shit finally finished my upskills, i realise i have work tomorrow at 9am on my second day meeting some guy from head office looking like shit. So for any of you who know you can get this thing called olbas oil (unblocks your nose) squirt some of it into boiling water in a bowl, put a towell over your head and inhale it (this doesn't get you high it just clears your nose). So i'm sniffing away starting to feel a little bit better when i move my legs too much and the boiling water spills all over my pants, now it wasn't on my legs it was all over my dick. Too make matters worse any of you who know what olbas oil is its menthol like and the combination of that + the scolding water all over my shaft was just unbelievably painful. I jumped in the cold shower my dick is red raw now. Oh and i had to ring in work and tell them why i couldn't come into work tomorrow because i couldn't think of an excuse, oh and its my second shift so it should be fun going in when i have recovered. So if you had a worse day than me i bow to you because you been through some shit.

Kelsey or Darius, your name doesn't really reveal anything about yourself. Your gender doesn't really that much to me, all I can say is that you are very very very nice person to talk to and I wouldn't have said other things to you if I knew you were a male from the start I know one person who will be very disappointed in you though:

Hello OSBot members. Allow me to personally apologize, but to do that I first have to properly introduce myself. I'm a 20 year old animal caretaker from Virginia and I inspire one day to be a veterinarian. I'm a major gaming enthusiast & have been in multiple gaming competitive scenes for some years as well now. I've always been competitive, trying to climb the ladders of every game i've ever played. The more popular being Smash bros, halo, Call of Duty, League of Legends, osu!, Counter-strike, even RuneScape. i've been playing RuneScape for a bit under 10 years now. I am a big fan of Anime, I have more hours into watching anime then some of you do on RuneScape. So members, let me explain what im apologizing for. My name is not Kelsey. My name is actually Darius. I'm not a female. I'm a boy Man. Yes, I'm one of those who have pretended to be a girl online. When I joined OSBot with username "Kelsey" my original intention was not to deceive you all into believing that I was somebody who I was not. I just took the name simply just because it was available. I even chose a blatantly obvious picture that took like 1 second of google search to find out it wouldn't be me so I wouldn't have to explain myself. Picture; Other users who know me from other forums knew this was me from my picture when I joined, where I was openly known as a male. I even used this statement that's still on my profile today. Statements: I was very open about being a male, no problem. I just think scene/emo girls are super hot bro. But upon entering the Chatbox for the first time, right after my first "helloo" I immediately get attacked by uninformed members just instantly claiming I was pretending to be a girl. Including some of the staff members. So while this was all going on, I was talking with the members who already knew and we decided that I should make a game of it, and see if I could convince everyone I was a female, and if i could, I should keep it going for as long as I could. Through some way, I managed to convince the majority of the chat, so the game began, but after a while I really didn't want to continue this, but because of the way some of the staff members at the time behaved, I felt as if I came clean that I would have been banned. I made this set of forums my new home, I liked these forums, I made better friends here and the community just looked nicer so I didn't want to risk it. I was just really scared. So I just kept playing. Up until now. So for those of you who never believed me, Good job! To everyone who fell for it, get rekt But really, even though no harm was done, I am very sorry for dragging this lie for so long. Really, I am. AMA! Will answer 100% honestly this time & Again I'm really sorry. :\ Games over. 1 Years, 6 Months.

It was kind of obvious to be honest, throwaway email, never posted pictures, never talked on Skype. You behaved a lot like who we believed to be a guy as well. At least you came clean, no reason to harp on the issue though.

umad

Now a sponsor :P pls no waste my money.

lmao whats with the cannons on 358

Inspired by this - http://whatcolourisit.com/ I decided to add a little extra to my scripts. Just something small that wont improve the performance or anything. Basically there for cosmetic reasons How to: Add yer start time: long startTime; Then in onStart add: public void onStart() throws InterruptedException { startTime = System.currentTimeMillis(); } Then make a timeToHex method: public static String timeToHex (long time) { int sec = (int) (time / 1000), h = sec / 3600, m = sec / 60 % 60, s = sec % 60; return "#" + (h < 10 ? "0" + h : h)+(m < 10 ? "0" + m : m)+ (s < 10 ? "0" + s : s); } Then in onPaint add: public void onPaint(Graphics2D g) { super.onPaint(g); long timeRan = (System.currentTimeMillis() - startTime); Color timeColor = Color.decode(timeToHex(timeRan)); g.setColor(timeColor); } Now the colour timeColor will change the more you run the script Fruity.

You're most likely going to lose you penesia. Perhaps you can borrow Asuna's, he doesn't really want it anyways.

So wait... If your dick is red... Does that make it an admin?

Still gonna fap to you.

I've checked the chat logs (visible to staff) and I can confirm that the e-mail @mykokkburnz put on the account for verification matches the e-mail @GH3TTO gave him/her. Even though we cannot be 100% sure that it actually is the exact same address as RuneScape only shows the first letter of the e-mail and the last letter before the "@" but those letters match with the e-mail address @GH3TTO gave to him/her.

It's is a bug in the script and break manager. Don't use breaks for now please. You'll trigger no exp gained for 10 min after break is done. I'll try and see how I can have this fixed! Check above. My host is having some issue: Khaleesi

WOOOOO! 30bucks. And tweeting about it. I smell attention whoring.

IP Ban?

Dunno man. Caught my hand jacking another guy off last week. What a fruit.

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DOWNLOAD (since JARs are not allowed to be used in scripts, the .rar contains the source files, which you can include in your project) UPDATED: The two systems have been merged. Let me know if there are any issues. Two people came to me asking how to implement certain functionality: 1. To link certain nodes to other nodes. Since some nodes won't come after other nodes (Bank will only come after WalkToBank), there's no reason to loop through EVERY node in the script depending on the current node. How could one implement a system that only check to see which node shohld be next out of the possible nodes, not all the nodes. 2. To allow other nodes to execute while the current node is executing. When the current node is WalkToBank and your player has low hp, the script will not eat, since the current node is WalkToBank and not eat. You could add a priority system, but the problem is not "performing one node before the other"; it's performing one node while another node is processing. There exists an asynchronous node executor, which executes a node on a background thread. But this does not account for possible memory incosnistencies by implementing memory barriers. Not to mention, such a burden isn't actually needed; a single-threaded system could give the same functionality, without the need for atomicy and synchronization, as long as the script is running at a specific frame rate (a guide on that coming soon; pm me if you aren't sure what that means). I have packaged both together. I haven't tested it with an actual script (performed some lazy tests), so let me know if there are any problems with it. NodeLinkerManager The idea is to take a group of nodes, and "map" them to a specific node. For example, the WalkToBank would only be followed to the Bank node, and in a pk script, a WalkToWild node will only be followed by FightPlayer and LookForPlayer. We want to link nodes to their possible outcomes. Usually, a node based script looks like this: class MyScript extends Script { private List<Node> nodes; public void onStart() { nodes = new ArrayList<>(); nodes.add(new WalkToBank(this)); // add other nodes } public int onLoop() { for(Node node : nodes) if(node.canProcess()) node.process(); } } abstract class Node { private MethodProvider api; protected Node(MethodProvider provider) { this.api = api; } protected MethodProvider api() { return api; } public abstract void process(); public abstract boolean canProcess(); } final class WalkToBank extends Node { // ... } The problem with this is, depending on the amount of nodes (which increase as decomposition is applied), the for loop in the onLoop method could take longer than it needs. This is because it could be checking nodes that could not possibly come after the current node. Instead, we want to check only the nodes that could possibly come after the current node. For this, you must specify which nodes can come after which nodes. This is done through the @Linked annotation: import fts.node.Node; @Linked(nodes = { Bank.class }) final class WalkToBank extends Node { // ...same as usual } The other difference is how you add nodes. First, you need to declare the NodeLinkerManager in your script. You then add the type of the node you want. Any linked nodes that are specified through the @Linked annotation are instantiated, as well as the node you specified. To ensure no excess objects are created, NodeLinkerManager handles ALL instantiation; you simply specify the type of a node through a class literal: final class MyScript extends Script { private NodeLinkerManager manager; public void onStart() { manager = new NodeLinkerManager(this); manager.add(WalkToBank.class); } public int onLoop() { manager.process(); return 2; } } NodeFragmentManager There are some actions that should be performed while other actions are performing. For example, if you are fighting, you might wanna check if you should eat or pot. You could hard-code the logic into the Fight node, but what if there are actions that apply to all nodes? The node fragment system sees those actions as "node fragments". A NodeFragment is the exact same thing as a Node, other than the ability to specify a NodeFragment when creating a node. You would specify the NodeFragment through the @Fragmented annotation: @Fragmented(fragments = { Eat.class; }) final class WalkToBank extends Node { // ... } final class Eat extends NodeFragment { // ...same as a regular Node } When the current node is WalkToBank, Eat will also process. This will allow the bot to eat while it's walking to the bank (if needed).

that really sucks for A Friend

Graduated high school last week. My homie bryson did his valedictorian(1 in the class) speech as a rap which only a few friends and I knew about. This may not be the best rap but to do this as your graduation speech takes some balls. Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arxb5ZqcIZs&sns=fb

jk, i'm not sorry you all suck

FOUND HIM! IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG! JIMMY NEUTRON, REMEMBER? AND DEFINITELY THIS!

Hey Khal is there a way you can make the script click the bank before it gets to the bank because there are a load of bots that do not click the bank but they click directly beside the bank and go to that specific spot and then click the bank and move to the bank area, I feel that this is one of the way jagex is catching botters. Well please lemme know if this is something fixable thanks. As always keep up the good work.

Keep on dreaming m8

I can't keep lying to myself and everyone anymore. I am not just the regular OSD genius I pretend to be, I am indeed also Maldesto's father. I'm not sure whether he's aware of this fact, if not... son, papa is extremely proud of you. I hope you won't treat me differently now that the truth is out, feel free to ask any questions and I'll try to answer them honestly. Sincerely, Maldesto Senior. Me and junior a couple of years ago at the beach. Me and junior playing runescape classic for the first time.

First of all, I'd like to state that i'm not a real human like you all thought I was. I am, in fact, extraterrestrial. some of you knew but I told you not to tell. good i tell myself now this is a selfie I just took so you guys can get used to what I really am I don't speak english, I use Bing translator, its good. AMA special thanks to @RahaKaan for scamming me a year ago for I don't know how many bucks because our memory is replaced by working memory thats why i like botting so i can get lazy.

What if you are a girl and you want to try believe us you are a man?

Liar liar tranny pants on fire.

Meh I never really cared either way. My closest friend is transgender (male to female) so this isn't that shocking to me. Not sure if you're transgender or no though but either way I accept you =). Still going to whoop you in smash tho

ayy lmao

I hope you can live with multiple users fapping on you xD

I made a special tutorial for this, you can find it here. Please let me know if it fixes your issue!

What would be so funny about "black poster"? Even if I was black, it'd be not funny at all.

Rape her.

Hmm, I personally prefer FSM styled frameworks (state transitions) in comparison to these node frameworks which require evaluation of state in every loop cycle. But definitely an interesting approach to improving their potential Are you working on any scripts? I am quite interested in seeing what you could produce

When my account goes on a break after a few hours of botting, it will auto log back in but then when the ''Play Now'' screen comes up the Script will just stop.. Anyone else having this issue? EDIT: Also what has happened with the Sigs?

Look her in the eyes and say, "I'm going to fuck you in the pussy".

Wild post, mate.

Why even post on twitter with one follower

Lost it at "she doesn't feel loved enough" tbh it's the end of a relationship imo and that's when you move on.

inb4 it runs for 2 years and hes the most gifted scripter on here

Last night after new update osbot 2.3.74. Absolutely flawless