So me and my buddy were sitting on the beache with a few other people drinking and smoking around the fire we built.

Along came this guy with three other people who I knew... He was so drunk I barley understood him.. He got aggressive so I confiscated his phone... He cried like a infant it was his own fault... I then threw his portable radio in the fire while his friend tried tackling his bag off me which I also thew in the fire.

# This guy also tried to rape me with his gay friend so I beat the fuck out of them both.

Heres some pictures of him on his phone he is a bully ans tried picking on me im 24, hes late 30's

is this a troll post?

 

hes late 30's

doesn't look like it lol

hi

exhilarating tale, friend

is this a troll post?

doesn't look like it lol

No troll.

exhilarating tale, friend

Lol

Have a minute to wait? Let me go get my list of shit that never happened so I can add this to it

Hey that's my mom!
 

A meteor the size of Texas is about to crash into our planet and destroy all life. The only way to save earth is to answer a simple IQ test and score above a 50. The selected participants to take said IQ test are as followed:

      or   

 

I know who I'm picking.

Here's another one of the attempted Rapist... Do I go to the police? I.seriously fucked them.up ill get introuble.

if this story is somehow real, did you just confess to assaulting a guy and stealing his phone?

 

(and burning all his shit)

Edited May 22, 20169 yr by Burial

Here's another one of the attempted Rapist... Do I go to the police? I.seriously fucked them.up ill get introuble.

 

If you look at the pixels closely enough, you can tell that this is a fake story

 

Here's another one of the attempted Rapist... Do I go to the police? I.seriously fucked them.up ill get introuble.

tbh u should probably just suicide 

if this story is somehow real, did you just confess to assaulting a guy and stealing his phone?

(and burning all his shit)

Yes I did and also beat him and his friend for trying to be gay with me.