The Hero of Time Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 (edited) So I was thinking the other day, lets make use of the spam section.Prepare you anusI'd like to talk about my dog. My dog is 15 years old and has a few problems. Every time i walk with him he humps every tree he sees. Whenever somebody walks by and tries to pet him, he will try to hump him/her too. I went to a doctor to fix his ''problem'' as I was waiting in the waiting room, i heard my dog make a awkward sound. It wasn't a cry, it wasn't a bark, it was weird. so i was like, meh whatever. Then i heard the doctor made a weird noise too, so i decided to take a look. i was very surprised, the doctor was humping my dog! his words were ''This has to be done to fix his problem''. i was like: bitch pls and pulled my pants down and pushed the doctor out of the way, and started humping my dog. ''my dog, ill fix him''When i came home my wife said: ''the dog looks different, what happend?''. i didn't say anything and went upstairs It was a long day for me so i took a nap for like 40 minutes. I woke up and heard many dogs making the same, unusual awkward sound. As i rushed downstairs i saw around 35 dogs jerking off, 3 dogs trying to hump my wife including my doctor with fur, Why did the doctor have fur ? also he looked very much like a dog. then all the dogs left and my living room was full of cum after i helped my wife get dressed i heard all those dogs howling, holy fuck it is full moon! all the dogs turned into werewolves and killed the whole city. me & my wife were hiding in a cave, when her belly started to grow very big! a mini werewolf scratched his way out as my wive was screaming like hell, my wife died because she lost most of her blood, the city is now dead, literally, and I got a pet werewolf, how awesome is that ? oh i forget to tell you this, this all happened in The Netherlands (Europe) and these werewolves can swim like hell, they'll soon reach USA and they're bulletproof, can hold their breath for 2 hours and also rockets or any type of anti-dog wont help.Here's a picture of my dog before it turned into a werewolf Edited July 27, 2013 by morpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beastlymaul Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 that dog is ugly lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickelodeon Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 wtf did i just read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenGates Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 If Cata is not loved, he turns into that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 What the F**k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of Time Posted July 27, 2013 Author Share Posted July 27, 2013 my goal: giving everyone the WTF xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seks Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 wtf did i just readWhat did u read? Soz but i gotta be that tl;dr guy atm coz i have read enough long texts for today, fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of Time Posted November 25, 2014 Author Share Posted November 25, 2014 What did u read? Soz but i gotta be that tl;dr guy atm coz i have read enough long texts for today, fuck that. y u never reaaaaaaaaaaaaad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 (edited) So does this mean that you and the pet get to rule the humanless world? If so be careful because your pet might turn against you Edited January 16, 2015 by josedpay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of Time Posted May 19, 2015 Author Share Posted May 19, 2015 So does this mean that you and the pet get to rule the humanless world? If so be careful because your pet might turn against you my pet loves me too much sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin511 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 that dog is missing the middle section... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of Time Posted April 5, 2016 Author Share Posted April 5, 2016 that dog is missing the middle section... wut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdaking Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 my goal: giving everyone the WTF xD You're just pretending it was a joke to see how we would all take you admitting your sexual desires Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaurl Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 O.o so.......this.....was.......uhm.......interesting......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eynix Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 *pst* i think your dog is deformed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
