NoahTheWeebWolf Posted February 4, 2016 Posted February 4, 2016 You think you have had the most awkward experience ever? Sit the fuck down and let the king of awkward stories school you. >Be me >Be chubby/nerdy 12 year old >Be in 7th grade >Sitting in english class >bored as fuck >feels bad man >look outside the hall way for a moment >See this blond qt 3.14 wearing silk yoga pants >shes walking toward the girls bathroom right next to my class >few seconds later she comes out of the bathroom >looks me dead in the face >signals me to follow her in >No idea what any of this means because Im a bitch >6 months later she still signals me to follow her in >Finally realized what she wanted me to do >Really want to go in with her and do stuff before the end of the school year >last week of class before summer break >finally muster up the courage to go in >Remember the sex talk my dad gave me >said he'd whoop my ass really badly if I had a kid underage >Shoo her away >get laughed at >MFW I almost lost my virginity at 12 Like dis if you cri every tim 1
ANIMA VESTRA Posted February 4, 2016 Posted February 4, 2016 i don't remember typing in 4chan in my address bar but yeah I think you made a pretty mature decision for a 12 year old. what would have you done if you knocked her up at 12 years old? I didn't even know what a condom was until I was 14 lol. 1
KappaBug Posted February 4, 2016 Posted February 4, 2016 legend says he still has his virginity today... 2
NoahTheWeebWolf Posted February 5, 2016 Author Posted February 5, 2016 i don't remember typing in 4chan in my address bar but yeah I think you made a pretty mature decision for a 12 year old. what would have you done if you knocked her up at 12 years old? I didn't even know what a condom was until I was 14 lol. My thoughts exactly It just bothers me how stuff like that doesn't happen now but it somehow happened when I was a kid.
Deceiver Posted February 5, 2016 Posted February 5, 2016 legend says he still has his virginity today... lol'd
NoahTheWeebWolf Posted February 5, 2016 Author Posted February 5, 2016 legend says he still has his virginity today... Oh you'd know from experience wouldn't you :Noah:
KappaBug Posted February 5, 2016 Posted February 5, 2016 My thoughts exactly It just bothers me how stuff like that doesn't happen now but it somehow happened when I was a kid. It was your destiny to fuck her and you went against destiny so now your fucked
NoahTheWeebWolf Posted February 5, 2016 Author Posted February 5, 2016 It was your destiny to fuck her and you went against destiny so now your fucked >2016 >implying we have no control over our lives and everything in life is predestined >Kek
KappaBug Posted February 5, 2016 Posted February 5, 2016 >2016 >implying we have no control over our lives and everything in life is predestined >Kek you have 0 control you think you do but you dont
Gorilla Sensei Posted February 5, 2016 Posted February 5, 2016 I've seen this exact greentext on 4chin 1
NoahTheWeebWolf Posted February 6, 2016 Author Posted February 6, 2016 I've seen this exact greentext on 4chin I am sure I have seen a similar story on there too, but I swear this happened to me. I regret not banging the shit out of her but at the same time I am glad I didn't get her pregnant. I have plenty of other stories around this age similar too. Like this one time where these two girls wanted me to sit with them and share a drink with them while my brother and our mutual friends we're at the pizza place(but they only asked me and I basically ignored them). I am just never going to understand what they saw in that fat kid I used to be. Yet somehow stuff like that doesn't happen now when I am actually in good shape and way more mature.
