My complaint about Anne

[Rocket]

Let's talk again about an all-too-familiar subject: Anne and her sticky-fingered animadversions. Although the pressing need for objurgating Anne for controlling Web content that she deems politically or morally objectionable is acknowledged here, the main focus of this letter regards Anne's desire to recruit and encourage young people to fuel the censorship-and-intolerance crowd, just as older drug dealers use young kids to push drugs. She either is or elects to be ignorant of scientific principles and methods. Anne even intentionally misuses scientific terminology to turn over our country to the worst classes of gutless scamsters there are. It would be charitable of me not to mention that she and her surrogates are social pariahs and should be ostracized. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity so I will instead maintain that she is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when she's confronted with inconvenient facts. In the blink of an eye, however, Anne is likely to switch to some sort of “institutionalize sex discrimination by requiring different standards of protection and behavior for men and women” approach to draw our attention away from such facts. She wants us to believe that she has been robbed of all she does not possess. I'm hopeful that most people will see right through that lie like it were a gooey glob of ectoplasm. At a minimum, I hope that people realize that Anne is filled with unrighteousness, wickedness, and maliciousness. A person could write a whole book on that topic alone. In order to be as brief as possible, though, I'll state simply that Anne attracts scrofulous, sick urban guerrillas to her antiheroism movement by telling them that we should derive moral guidance from her glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented scare tactics. I suppose the people to whom she tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, Anne will just moan and groan until we give her permission to recover the dead past by annihilating the living present. It's also true that there is no honor in Anne's proposed social programs, but that'll have to be a subject for another letter.

 

I am sorry to have to put this so bluntly, but almost every day, Anne outreaches herself in setting new records for arrogance, deceit, and greed. It's undeniably breathtaking to watch her. If you read between the lines of her campaigns of terror, you'll honestly find that she gets particularly concerned whenever someone indicates that her remarks are one part revisionism, two parts fogyism. She should realize, however, that such negative opinions of her simply come with the territory. Rather than try to suppress the unflattering things people say about her, Anne would do well to consider that for many people, her obdurate jokes have caused substantial pain and suffering, mental anguish, emotional distress, post-traumatic stress, sleeplessness, indignities and embarrassment, degradation, injury to reputation, and restrictions on personal freedom. Whew! The only thing they haven't yet caused, surprisingly, is a greater realization that I recently received some mail in which the writer stated, “Anne does not hold herself answerable to any code of honor.” I included that quote not because it is exceptional in any way but rather because it is typical of much of the mail I receive. I included it to show you that I'm not the only one who thinks that my love for people necessitates that I raise issues, as opposed to guns or knives. Yes, I face opposition from Anne. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder.

 

I would like to give you an example of how snarky Anne can be. Anne has admitted that she intends to concoct labels for people, objects, and behaviors in order to manipulate the public's opinion of them. Okay, that may have been a particularly bald-faced and unsubtle example, but Anne's assault on free speech was not mounted in a few weeks. Rather, it evolved gradually over a much longer period of time, barely perceptible in its origins and benefiting from a gradualism that provoked little awareness, much less any real reaction. That's why it is now the time to cast a ray of light on Anne's hypocritical taunts.

 

I oppose, deplore, and disavow discrimination, extremism, and hatred of every kind. I can reword my point as follows: Knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That's why it's important for you to know that you shouldn't let Anne intimidate you. You shouldn't let her push you around. We're the ones who are right, not Anne. Make no mistake about it; one of the depraved scammers in Anne's employ has penned an extensive treatise whose thesis is that Anne would never even consider permitting the most pusillanimous exhibitionists you'll ever see to rise to positions of leadership and authority. Contrary to what that emollient hagiography asserts, it may seem difficult at first to treat the blows of circumstance. It is. But if I seem a bit snippy, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with Anne on her own level.

 

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TLDR: Just kidding, love you Anne. I used a complain generator to generate this and I actually have no idea what this even means. Trolled.

 

 

 

[Mikasa]

sound like vergiin

[Acerd]

tldr

[GoEasyLmNew]

nice meme

[Final Calibur]

Lol, did you use this?

 

It's honestly hilarious the nonsense it generates. You can generate a 10 paragraph complaint!

[Rocket]

Lol, did you use this?

 

It's honestly hilarious the nonsense it generates. You can generate a 10 paragraph complaint!

 

Indeed, I did use that! lol :P

 

I have used it to send long emails to professors that I disliked, severely.

[Chapo]

Holy tits, change font.

[Royal Services]

no tl;fr, font off, smh unreadable.

[NoahTheWeebWolf]

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCL DID I JUST READ? I am glad that was a troll I was so confused.

[Vogue]

Beautiful. A**

[Genii]

Can we fix the font/colour before I go blind, thanks.