name: gnome

effects: Increasing amount in knowledge of extremely dank memes.

risks: Hours and hours of non-stop meme-ing

price per unit: (You decide, grams/liter/kg/gallon/torr/psi/etc) 420$ a gram

Creation method:Mod ash cum + computer motherboard put in a blender for 10 minutes and then chilled for 2 hours at 420 celsius.

Addictive level -/10: 69/420

other details: Beware of many memes invading your household environment

 

name: Mald

effects: Energy Drink

risks: get a boner every time you drink it

price per unit: (You decide, grams/liter/kg/gallon/torr/psi/etc) $1.00

Creation method: Malds special sauce

Addictive level -/10: 10/10

other details:

 

name: fuckherrytindapussay

effects: big ass boner

risks: infected penis with hair growing from tip

price per unit: $69 a pill

Creation method: semen

Addictive level 10/10:

other details: fuks u up.

 

name: ash

effects: gives u enhanced human abilities like super hearing, sight, taste, smell, brain power, stamina, etc

risks: extreme fatigue after use

 

name: Pasta

effects: High source of energy.

risks: Not using the energy provided results in gain of weight.

price per unit: (You decide, grams/liter/kg/gallon/torr/psi/etc) $5.00 for a 400 gram bag.

Creation method: made from an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour mixed with water and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked and served in any number of dishes

Addictive level -/10: 0

other details: Can be mixed with sauces.