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name: gnome


effects: Increasing amount in knowledge of extremely dank memes.


risks: Hours and hours of non-stop meme-ing


price per unit: (You decide, grams/liter/kg/gallon/torr/psi/etc) 420$ a gram


Creation method:Mod ash cum + computer motherboard put in a blender for 10 minutes and then chilled for 2 hours at 420 celsius.


Addictive level -/10: 69/420


other details: Beware of many memes invading your household environment


 

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name: Pasta


effects: High source of energy.


risks: Not using the energy provided results in gain of weight.


price per unit: (You decide, grams/liter/kg/gallon/torr/psi/etc) $5.00 for a 400 gram bag.


Creation method: made from an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour mixed with water and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked and served in any number of dishes


Addictive level -/10: 0


other details: Can be mixed with sauces.


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