Epsilon Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 "Before I know it, he's got both of my peels in his knife-like grip above my bananahead, and he's pinning me to the wall using his knifelips . . . His other knife-hand grabs my banana-hair and yanks down my peel, bringing my face up, and his sharp lips are on mine . . . My banana tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance . . . His knife is against my banana belly." Fifty Shades of Banana This is not an original piece. Inspiration was taken from my favourite book, fifty shades of grey. Pce 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacecowboy Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 (edited) Im at loss for words here lol...... uhh..... love triangle with the waste disposal bin?. Maybe the knife has an affair, goes plantains and never goes back ha. Edited April 16, 2015 by Spacecowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutvision Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 What in the world.. Weird as fuck.. You could make it like.. The banana wasn't a banana and it was actually a mature plantain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ask4Help Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubzieBug Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 They can be a banana knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopsiedaisy Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 hahahahah this story could end in two ways! good or bad :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynamic GFX Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Copy and paste 50 shades of grey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
