NoahTheWeebWolf Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I have a son I call him... Death... Which is Short for... Death Metal Rooster It's a pretty wild story how my friend Ashley and I became the proud parents of death metal rooster. Can't really talk about it in full detail it'd probably too hardcore to handle. True story.... Long story short after a night of some most radical partying; I woke up one morning and I found this little guy hiding in my pantry.... Just chillin... Like a villain... eating my funyuns... honey nut cheeriors... Drinking all my mountain dew... Yeah I was a little bummed out at first but... Turns out he has some sick death metal grows so I was like.. Uh... F yes? I forgave the little dude and we became best buds ever since. However I realized I needed another person to help be the mom(or dad but I don't roll like that). So I called up my friend Ashley to tell her how I am a father now with the hopes of getting some parental advice cause... Yeah sure I am 20 year old dude who's responsible for the most part (21 in 2 more weeks) but I am a pretty wild so I couldn't go in alone. Now in a 90,s sitcom style adventure we decided to raise him until he grows big and strong so he can travel north in order to find the other Death Metal Roosters of his clan in time for the harvest festival. This is our first ever family portrait to commemorate the day we found him . https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10489794_850082971668599_4268887088222347366_n.jpg?oh=5b49e0d4ef5f710e9df4aa3d7864a3bf&oe=545BDAEB&__gda__=1417224065_c43afa7fda9da3922cca87e84550abbb This is him singing by the way it's so adorable =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faded Throwback Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I cringed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaesthetic Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I thought it was a real human child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volta Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10489794_850082971668599_4268887088222347366_n.jpg?oh=5b49e0d4ef5f710e9df4aa3d7864a3bf&oe=545BDAEB&__gda__=1417224065_c43afa7fda9da3922cca87e84550abbb You guys a lesbo couple? they both look like chicas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I cringed.... Why did you look in a mirror? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustikurupt Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 lol i can't see myself ever having kids, people only want them because they're cute as babies, when they get older, they regret having them. Having been around kids for a long time, i have developed a love-hate thing with kids, they're okay when they don't cry or do any other stupid crap, but i get mad when they do the opposite. Pretty selfexplanatory. As for the post you made, i actually thought you were talking about a real kid, nice twist lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The UND Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 There's so much cringe in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faded Throwback Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Why did you look in a mirror? Asks me to ignore him, doesn't ignore me. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog_ Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 We are currently living in Somalia. By we I mean by 2 wives and 7 kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Asks me to ignore him, doesn't ignore me. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 yes i want kids and yes i want to eat yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acerd Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 No but I probably will when I get married if this is a serious topic. xd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoomScape Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I wonder if I do. O.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake07services Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 never fucking ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I read the first part, started the video, stopped reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
