My job is better than yours.

[Swizzbeat]

I don't have a job.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I got 3 weeks off

[Proto]

last time i went to 5 guys on my bike i got hit by a car, but it made up for it

[A3R0]

i dont have a job so gg

[Vlad]

Im A Porn Star 

[The Hero of Time]

Im A Porn Star 

sauce?

[Dreamliner]

sauce?

 

y u wanna see his dick

[The Hero of Time]

y u wanna see his dick

1. i know he's not a pornstar, i was just 'in

2. There's always a dude in porn, exept if it's lesbian. what the hell do you watch, ***porn? lol

[Maldesto]

5 guys is amazing.

[Jordan]

You have it made.

[Dog_]

I don't work because I'm too lazy and it seems boring, I plan on staying jobless my entire life

[Dreamliner]

I also played 2 games of pandemic while destroying the toilet.

YMMV

[Nezz]

At my job at Intel I regularly left to get coffee, then took 30 minute walks around campus.

I'd say the last 5 months I spent 4/5 of my time walking around.

We also had a game room with ping pong, a giant tv, and foosball. I spent a lot of time there.

 

EDIT:
We also had beer scrums on thursdays. (meetings at a restaurant and we all drank beer except me cuz I wasn't 21 at the time rip my lyf)

Edited August 10, 2014 by Nezz