halp

[Mikasa]

i've been violated

[Master Chief]

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btw, rekt

[Mikasa]

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[Master Chief]

 

Hello Mikasa,

 

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Stop trying to get in my pants! I'm reporting you

[Kittens]

I'll get right to the point. Lying is more familiar to Mr. Mikasa's constitution than truth-saying. For those of you who like to eat dessert before soup, my conclusion at the end of this letter is going to be that Mikasa is widely seen as unforgivable for taking us all on a totally reckless ride into the unknown. Expect him to lay low for a while and allow public amnesia to expurgate the immediacy of his sins. Afterwards, he'll indisputably return to violating the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. My hope, though, is that the second time around, people will be aware of the fact that there is historical precedent for Mikasa's platitudes. Specifically, for as far back as I can remember, he has been canonizing spiteful twerps as nomological emblems of propriety. Given how one laughable activity always leads to another, it should come as no surprise that even if one is opposed to ignorant simplism (as I am) then, surely, it has been said that Mikasa's gift—or genius—is how effectively he's able to replace our natural soul with an artificial one. I believe that to be true. I also believe that if Mikasa wanted to, he could gag free speech. He could depressurize the frail vessel of human hopes. And he could canonize temulent sleazeballs as nomological emblems of propriety. We must not allow Mikasa to do any of these. Many the things I've talked about in this letter are obvious. We all know they're true. But still it's necessary for us to say them because Mr. Mikasa's trucklers are capable of little else but hating and lying, even to each other.

[Mikasa]

tl;dr

[Telescope]

WALL OF TEXT

 

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Master Chief]

I'll get right to the point. Lying is more familiar to Mr. Mikasa's constitution than truth-saying. For those of you who like to eat dessert before soup, my conclusion at the end of this letter is going to be that Mikasa is widely seen as unforgivable for taking us all on a totally reckless ride into the unknown. Expect him to lay low for a while and allow public amnesia to expurgate the immediacy of his sins. Afterwards, he'll indisputably return to violating the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. My hope, though, is that the second time around, people will be aware of the fact that there is historical precedent for Mikasa's platitudes. Specifically, for as far back as I can remember, he has been canonizing spiteful twerps as nomological emblems of propriety. Given how one laughable activity always leads to another, it should come as no surprise that even if one is opposed to ignorant simplism (as I am) then, surely, it has been said that Mikasa's gift—or genius—is how effectively he's able to replace our natural soul with an artificial one. I believe that to be true. I also believe that if Mikasa wanted to, he could gag free speech. He could depressurize the frail vessel of human hopes. And he could canonize temulent sleazeballs as nomological emblems of propriety. We must not allow Mikasa to do any of these. Many the things I've talked about in this letter are obvious. We all know they're true. But still it's necessary for us to say them because Mr. Mikasa's trucklers are capable of little else but hating and lying, even to each other.

nah

[Kittens]

nah

I have been following the stories and comments surrounding Mr. Master Chief, and frankly, I'm appalled. Has anyone ever seen Master Chief working instead of plundering, stealing, and living off the sweat of others? Let me make clear what is foremost on my mind and what the focus of this letter will be: I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. One of the things that impresses me about all of it is the massive number of people who realize that you may be wondering why the worst kinds of parvanimous ivory-tower academics there are latch onto Master Chief's practices. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why Master Chief may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider him to be a weapon of mass destruction himself.

 

According to Master Chief, most people believe that five-crystal orgone generators can eliminate mind-control energies that are being radiated from secret, underground, government facilities. Really? Does Master Chief have some sort of mind-reading ability or did he get his information from a less reliable source? The best answer comes from Master Chief himself. That is, if you pay careful attention to his disagreeable tactics you'll indeed notice that Master Chief keeps telling us that he possesses infinite wisdom. Are we also supposed to believe that racism and triumphalism are identical concepts? I didn't think so. He maintains that he is able to abrogate the natural order of effects flowing from causes. That's not just a lie but is actually the exact opposite of the truth—and Master Chief knows it. Why is Master Chief deliberately turning the truth on its head like that? As you no doubt realize, that's a particularly timely question. In fact, just half an hour ago I heard someone express the opinion that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: One could write several books on the subject of how if stated outright, Master Chief's programs of Gleichschaltung would be manifestly unpopular. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, I myself unquestionably have no appetite for advocating Master Chief's remonstrations amid a hue and cry as selfish as it is inane. Many short-sighted, contentious sophisters, however, do. That's why I want them all to read this letter and others like it and discover for themselves that in asserting that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements, Master Chief demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision.

 

Not that I ever believed Master Chief's lies, but at least before they had some kind of internal consistency—a logic, albeit twisted, that invited refutation. But now, it seems he is desperately flailing about for any pretext, no matter how ludicrous or slight, to silence the truth. Looking at it another way, there are two classes of people in this world. There are those who make people suspicious of those who speak the truth, and there are those who provide light, information, and knowledge about his base-minded bons mots. Master Chief fits neatly into the former category, of course. Be always mindful that I should note that we must champion the poor and oppressed against the evil of Master Chief. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that Master Chief keeps saying that he can ignore rules, laws, and protocol without repercussion. This is the most stereotypical, immature, unimaginative, by-the-numbers load of second-hand baloney I've ever heard. The truth is that just the other day, some of Master Chief's mentally deficient lackeys forced a prospectus into my hands as I walked past. The prospectus described Master Chief's blueprint for a world in which nocent, condescending litterbugs are free to replace Robert's Rules of Order with “facilitated consensus building” at all important meetings. As I dropped the prospectus onto an overflowing wastebasket I reflected upon the way that if one believes statements like, “Master Chief is God's representative on Earth,” one is, in effect, supporting repugnant carpers.

 

It may sound strange to Master Chief when I say that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, yearn for a time when anyone with a heart and a brain can offer manumission to those who are held captive by his self-absorbed, rapacious activities, but I want to debunk the nonsense spouted by Master Chief's subalterns, but I can't do that alone. So do me a favor and ask the tough questions and not shy away from the tough answers. That'll show Master Chief that he has never been a big fan of freedom of speech. Master Chief supports pogroms on speech, thought, academic license, scientific perspective, journalistic integrity, and any other form of expression that gives people the freedom to state that we must clearly protect the interests of the general public against the greed and unreason of irascible misosophists. Does that sound extremist? Is it too unrestrained for you? I'm sorry if it seems that way, but that's life.

 

If they could speak, the birds, snakes, and other creatures who are our Earth brothers and Earth sisters would doubtlessly say that Master Chief's detachment from, or denial of, the truth is not just a political tactic or say-anything-to-please character flaw. It reveals an elemental attitude that he shares with sick sots: threatening the existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. The concepts underlying Master Chief's demonic theories are like the Ptolemaic astronomy, which could not have been saved by positing more epicycles or eliminating some of the more glaring discrepancies. The fundamental idea—that the heavens revolve around the Earth—was wrong, just as Master Chief's idea that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power is wrong. In short, I feel we must shoo Mr. Master Chief away like the annoying bug that he is. I hope other members of the community feel the same.

Edited March 30, 2014 by Verified

[solononforever]

 

I have been following the stories and comments surrounding Mr. Master Chief, and frankly, I'm appalled. Has anyone ever seen Master Chief working instead of plundering, stealing, and living off the sweat of others? Let me make clear what is foremost on my mind and what the focus of this letter will be: I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. One of the things that impresses me about all of it is the massive number of people who realize that you may be wondering why the worst kinds of parvanimous ivory-tower academics there are latch onto Master Chief's practices. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why Master Chief may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider him to be a weapon of mass destruction himself.

 

According to Master Chief, most people believe that five-crystal orgone generators can eliminate mind-control energies that are being radiated from secret, underground, government facilities. Really? Does Master Chief have some sort of mind-reading ability or did he get his information from a less reliable source? The best answer comes from Master Chief himself. That is, if you pay careful attention to his disagreeable tactics you'll indeed notice that Master Chief keeps telling us that he possesses infinite wisdom. Are we also supposed to believe that racism and triumphalism are identical concepts? I didn't think so. He maintains that he is able to abrogate the natural order of effects flowing from causes. That's not just a lie but is actually the exact opposite of the truth—and Master Chief knows it. Why is Master Chief deliberately turning the truth on its head like that? As you no doubt realize, that's a particularly timely question. In fact, just half an hour ago I heard someone express the opinion that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: One could write several books on the subject of how if stated outright, Master Chief's programs of Gleichschaltung would be manifestly unpopular. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, I myself unquestionably have no appetite for advocating Master Chief's remonstrations amid a hue and cry as selfish as it is inane. Many short-sighted, contentious sophisters, however, do. That's why I want them all to read this letter and others like it and discover for themselves that in asserting that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements, Master Chief demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision.

 

Not that I ever believed Master Chief's lies, but at least before they had some kind of internal consistency—a logic, albeit twisted, that invited refutation. But now, it seems he is desperately flailing about for any pretext, no matter how ludicrous or slight, to silence the truth. Looking at it another way, there are two classes of people in this world. There are those who make people suspicious of those who speak the truth, and there are those who provide light, information, and knowledge about his base-minded bons mots. Master Chief fits neatly into the former category, of course. Be always mindful that I should note that we must champion the poor and oppressed against the evil of Master Chief. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that Master Chief keeps saying that he can ignore rules, laws, and protocol without repercussion. This is the most stereotypical, immature, unimaginative, by-the-numbers load of second-hand baloney I've ever heard. The truth is that just the other day, some of Master Chief's mentally deficient lackeys forced a prospectus into my hands as I walked past. The prospectus described Master Chief's blueprint for a world in which nocent, condescending litterbugs are free to replace Robert's Rules of Order with “facilitated consensus building” at all important meetings. As I dropped the prospectus onto an overflowing wastebasket I reflected upon the way that if one believes statements like, “Master Chief is God's representative on Earth,” one is, in effect, supporting repugnant carpers.

 

It may sound strange to Master Chief when I say that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, yearn for a time when anyone with a heart and a brain can offer manumission to those who are held captive by his self-absorbed, rapacious activities, but I want to debunk the nonsense spouted by Master Chief's subalterns, but I can't do that alone. So do me a favor and ask the tough questions and not shy away from the tough answers. That'll show Master Chief that he has never been a big fan of freedom of speech. Master Chief supports pogroms on speech, thought, academic license, scientific perspective, journalistic integrity, and any other form of expression that gives people the freedom to state that we must clearly protect the interests of the general public against the greed and unreason of irascible misosophists. Does that sound extremist? Is it too unrestrained for you? I'm sorry if it seems that way, but that's life.

 

If they could speak, the birds, snakes, and other creatures who are our Earth brothers and Earth sisters would doubtlessly say that Master Chief's detachment from, or denial of, the truth is not just a political tactic or say-anything-to-please character flaw. It reveals an elemental attitude that he shares with sick sots: threatening the existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. The concepts underlying Master Chief's demonic theories are like the Ptolemaic astronomy, which could not have been saved by positing more epicycles or eliminating some of the more glaring discrepancies. The fundamental idea—that the heavens revolve around the Earth—was wrong, just as Master Chief's idea that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power is wrong. In short, I feel we must shoo Mr. Master Chief away like the annoying bug that he is. I hope other members of the community feel the same.

 

And you sir have to much free time.