Timekeeper Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Listen here you heavenly blessed beauty, I will buy you a direct non-stop flight first class to the US, I will sign as a supervisor/guardian on your green card application, and buy you all the Ramen the states has to offer, if you agree to be one of my wives (Pay keen attention to the plural form of wife, this is crucial) Pack your things immediately and get your passport updated, I'll send you your flight details immediately upon your consent.
RoomScape Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Plot twist: She then divorces your ass after a kid and she keeps citizenship and you're forced to pay child suppor
lolmanden Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 I feel sad for her for not understanding the language. It's not like her fault. Anyhow i find this very racist towards Asian people. But i guess i am in a children's game site. What am i trying to achieve with this?
Timekeeper Posted February 4, 2014 Author Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) Plot twist: She then divorces your ass after a kid and she keeps citizenship and you're forced to pay child suppor She will sign a contract giving me virtually all control over her and asserting herself to me as my personal property. She will not be allowed to make her own decisions Edited February 4, 2014 by Timekeeper 1
RoomScape Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 She will sign a contract giving me virtually all control over her and asserting herself to me as my personal property. She will not be allowed to make her own decisions That awkward moment when that isn't legal and isn't binding in the court of law. What's next?
Dylan Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 what if hellenwong.... has a dong???. just saying failed4life was presumed a girl ^.^ 1
Timekeeper Posted February 4, 2014 Author Posted February 4, 2014 That awkward moment when that isn't legal and isn't binding in the court of law. What's next? I build a secret floor under my villa in the florida keys, and keep her locked into that floor.
RoomScape Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 I build a secret floor under my villa in the florida keys, and keep her locked into that floor. I doubt she'll accept your offer after reading that.. If she does, then she'll secretly want it. ;)