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Calling out HellenWong


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Listen here you heavenly blessed beauty,

 

I will buy you a direct non-stop flight first class to the US, I will sign as a supervisor/guardian on your green card application, and buy you all the Ramen the states has to offer, if you agree to be one of my wives (Pay keen attention to the plural form of wife, this is crucial)

 

 

 

Pack your things immediately and get your passport updated, I'll send you your flight details immediately upon your consent.

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Plot twist: She then divorces your ass after a kid and she keeps citizenship and you're forced to pay child suppor

 

 

She will sign a contract giving me virtually all control over her and asserting herself to me as my personal property.

 

She will not be allowed to make her own decisions

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