Take a dump in the urine cup and walk off like a boss. Thug Lyfe

LOLWOT

Actually, in all honesty, the easiest way is to stick to Shrooms as your drug of choice, as no current UA can detect the natural poison. Just saying, I'm in the Army, and it worked for me.

 

Actually, in all honesty, the easiest way is to stick to Shrooms as your drug of choice, as no current UA can detect the natural poison. Just saying, I'm in the Army, and it worked for me.

I have a IRL buddy who told me the same type of thing, at all means he stayed away from weed but did all sorts of other hard drugs we never really understood why until he said his dad was in the army and he wants to be in the army and had to pass drug tests. We thought he was the biggest idiot but in reality he's a genius lol

How to pass a drug test:

1) Don't take drugs.

Mindblown

How to pass a drug test:

1) Don't take drugs.

Mindblown

 

Was exactly what I was going to say , You beat me to it lol xD

How to pass a drug test:

1) Don't take drugs.

Mindblown

Weed isn't considered a drug in some places, yet in some remains illegal. Do you consider weed as a drug or ? :P It's the most known way to fail a drug test.

 

How to pass a drug test:

1) Don't take drugs.

Mindblown

Weed isn't considered a drug in some places, yet in some remains illegal. Do you consider weed as a drug or ? It's the most known way to fail a drug test.

 

 

It is considered a drug, its not considered 'illegal' in some places. ive used for 5 years and ill admit its a drug, but then again so is caffiene!

 

On topic though, to pass a drug test:

bring blunt into testing room

proceed to light up and get high as fuck

take drug test while blazing

walk out and lol

win

Ahahaha found this on google   

Fake COCK 

 

Hahaha. There is also black once too, and small once for asians lol 

Edited October 16, 201312 yr by Dr Dre

 

 

How to pass a drug test:

1) Don't take drugs.

Mindblown

Weed isn't considered a drug in some places, yet in some remains illegal. Do you consider weed as a drug or ? It's the most known way to fail a drug test.

 

 

It is considered a drug, its not considered 'illegal' in some places. ive used for 5 years and ill admit its a drug, but then again so is caffiene!

 

On topic though, to pass a drug test:

bring blunt into testing room

proceed to light up and get high as fuck

take drug test while blazing

walk out and lol

win

 

Your right, but there's also a religion that use weed for spiritual beliefs as crazy as that sounds

 

Actually, in all honesty, the easiest way is to stick to Shrooms as your drug of choice, as no current UA can detect the natural poison. Just saying, I'm in the Army, and it worked for me.

I have a IRL buddy who told me the same type of thing, at all means he stayed away from weed but did all sorts of other hard drugs we never really understood why until he said his dad was in the army and he wants to be in the army and had to pass drug tests. We thought he was the biggest idiot but in reality he's a genius lol

 

Yeah, it's actually quite simple. Plus, if you have good NCO's like I do, they warn us about "possible UA dates" which are usually right on point. Lol. So, I may have gotten out of a few troubling times thanks to shrooms, or hints, but as to my knowledge, everything I have done has worked! xP

How to pass a drug test:

1) Don't take drugs.

Mindblown

until you come across a yummy poppy seed bread roll; then get fucked for opium 

take a shit in their mouth that worked for me once

To pass a drug test all you've got to do is don't do drugs.

 

How to pass a drug test:

1) Don't take drugs.

Mindblown

Weed isn't considered a drug in some places, yet in some remains illegal. Do you consider weed as a drug or ? It's the most known way to fail a drug test.

 

 

it is considered a drug but it is legal