BotRS123 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Have you ever had shit so big that it gets stuck in your toilet and it just won't flush down? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 (edited) Hell Yeah it always happens to me, its so annoying Edited September 15, 2013 by Will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhedemption Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 My personal favourite 'type' of poo:The ghost poo - After taking what appears to be, a gigantic dump, you look down to marvel at what you have created, but to your shock, there is nothing there! The shit, simply reached terminal velocity before it hit the water, shooting it away, not to be seen. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 My personal favourite 'type' of poo: The ghost poo - After taking what appears to be, a gigantic dump, you look down to marvel at what you have created, but to your shock, there is nothing there! The shit, simply reached terminal velocity before it hit the water, shooting it away, not to be seen. Ever. Lmao can't stop laughing at this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polo Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I hate it when you're going to release the longest log in your life but then your ass somehow clamps up and cuts it. Fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhedemption Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 My personal favourite 'type' of poo: The ghost poo - After taking what appears to be, a gigantic dump, you look down to marvel at what you have created, but to your shock, there is nothing there! The shit, simply reached terminal velocity before it hit the water, shooting it away, not to be seen. Ever. Lmao can't stop laughing at this I had a good laugh writing it ;) I hate it when you're going to release the longest log in your life but then your ass somehow clamps up and cuts it. Fuck that. 'Stagefright' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BotRS123 Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 I hate it when you're going to release the longest log in your life but then your ass somehow clamps up and cuts it. Fuck that. LMAO. The fact that we are talking about poop and laughing is just funny itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xSnipeLikeGod Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 The feels I have with this thread are strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raflesia Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Omg why did I read all of this. This poor kitten is going to have nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Omg why did I read all of this. This poor kitten is going to have nightmares. guessing youve never taken a huge dump lol ive never clogged my toilet with my shit unless i threw too mch toilet paper down there lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BotRS123 Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 Omg why did I read all of this. This poor kitten is going to have nightmares. LMAO. What did you expect from a title called "Shit and Toilets". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Maldesto Posted September 16, 2013 Administrator Share Posted September 16, 2013 Yah doing it now. On ipad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Real question is have you ever been at a friends house and clogged the toilet? Or in my case Girlfriends house... FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BotRS123 Posted September 16, 2013 Author Share Posted September 16, 2013 Real question is have you ever been at a friends house and clogged the toilet? Or in my case Girlfriends house... FML Not that I recall. Damn, that sucks. What did you do? Did they have a plunger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanye Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Real question is have you ever been at a friends house and clogged the toilet? Or in my case Girlfriends house... FML Lol same but we're so comfortable with each other that we laugh whenever I clog the toilet haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
