Story time

[Winnie]

So i was going shopping with friends and we all happend to wear something black anyhow we were with the 5 of us.

Now this is what happend because of me and my weird mind, so i thought it was gonna be funny if i would start acting as if i was a bodyguard of my friend so i had this one black friend with me aswell and we all covered around him in like a square shape like this

without the OC

and i legitimately put on one of my iphone earplugs and would act as if i was talking with other guards outside as in: "Yes the coast is clear, over." or "Mr. President i've just got heard there are people blocking the entrance we need to exit through another exit" and we would drag him around like this

anyhow so we were crossing the street still pretending to be his bodyguards so i would cross then put my hand up to the driver as in "wait mothafucka we need to cross" pretty much like this

but the driver wasnt having it and he was like this

after that i was like "Mr.President i think we have a problem" cause idk i wanted to stay in character so what ended up happening this guy came out of the car and

... yes this did actually happen... luckily we didnt end up getting a ticket the guy thought it was pretty funny but we shouldnt have continued cause and i quote "We were bringing people in danger." THE END

 

 

TL;DR =

Was with friends pretending to be bodyguards almost got into jail

Edited November 29, 2016 by Winnie

[uta]

how bored are you

[Winnie]

how bored are you

 

as boring as your elo

[TzTok Jad]

not the shit post we need
good story tho
8/10

 

[SnowMan]

Rip

 

[fstyle]

cool story bro

[genzyBug]

TLDR

[Rudie]

nice

[Krys]

tl;dr tbh

[Kim]

cool story bro

[Winnie]

cool story bro

cool story bro

 ty

[Kim]

Seems you're honey addict 

[ThatIrishSOB]

what an autistic way to layer a story

 

thanks for the TLDR

[Winnie]

what an autistic way to layer a story

 

thanks for the TLDR

 

@imateamcape he said something mean again

[Prolax]

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