I was at work having a cigarette break, all of a sudden a wild baby frog appears, so i pick it up and i walk over to the wilderness and put it on the grass.
When was your last good deed?
My personal favourite 'type' of poo: The ghost poo - After taking what appears to be, a gigantic dump, you look down to marvel at what you have created, but to your shock, there is nothing there! The shit, simply reached terminal velocity before it hit the water, shooting it away, not to be seen. Ever.