Let me just select one of your arguments to laugh on:
AHAHAHAAHAHA. Please. Windows 8 requires more clicks to do the same things, and you can set programs on windows 7 on taskbar, which aren't enormously large like they were made for a kiddo with fat fingers.
Yes, windows 8 is made for clicking stuff with your fingers, if you think that is better OS than 7 which was made for mouse users, then gg.