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I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like “what the fuck, you aren’t a Pringle”, but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don’t you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Might be both, but if one get's offended on internet, they should not be there in first place.

I understand your struggle, I would also be suicidal if my parents did not care about me when I was a kid.

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You can call me "boy" after you are the one paying me weekly pocket money.

was you first car like butt sex? you didnt want it, but dad gave it to you anyways.

Mr Sandman is almost equal alpha with me.

Coming for that booty

Yes, I am gay. But I am very big gay, which sucks for you. Trust me, It doesnt feel good to get your tight places ripped open after I have whipped the floor with you.

find 5/5 lady (you need to take a picture and send it to me for analysis, after that i determine if it's a go or no go, because i am the alpha) after permission has been cleared, proceed to her and say "wanna have sexual intercourse mi' lady" if she refuses, do it anyways. as forcefully taken is well deserved.

The biggest problem you are doing here is the fact that you think about purpose of life. It's what gonna drive you crazy end of the day.

No, you are Foxtrot India Juliet India Papa Romea Oscar Delta No alpha there m8.

I have a gr8 one too, it goes like this "They are Coming"

It wont, I just got new foot implants.

Hopefully this has nothing to do with me

Foxtrot India Juliet Foxtrot Papa Romea Oscar Delta is you And my callsign is Foxtrot Alpha Charlie India Alpha Lima so that makes me double alpha.

Abort can be also done afterwards.